You guys are big pimps.
I drive a 1974 Pinto Station wagon. It is Red and yes it does have Rust. It drives like a champ though. I maxed out at 64 MPH on the freeway the other night. I was hauling major ass. Thinking of putting some stickers on it or maybe some flames on the side. I heard you get like 10 extra horsepower when you do that. At least that is what all the riceburner owners tell me anyways. I am pretty sure they are correct since their cars are super loud like supercharged lawnmowers or something.
Anyways this car is pretty much totally awesome. I take girls out on occasion and they seem to like my car. More than they like me anyways since it has been a long while since I have gotten a second date. I will try to get the rust repaired very soon though. I got a bid for only $2700 to have it all repaired. That doesn't include a new paint job. I don't want one anyways since it is the original factory red paint. Sure it is flaking pretty bad but I think it gives the car character. I am making insane monies now with BHW so that $2700 is going to be nothing for me. I will make it rain on that shop with BHW monies very soon and get that rust taken care of.
As far as wheels I am still rocking the 15 inch with shiny hubcaps. Of course I only have 3 hubcaps left since one fell off about 4 years ago. I pulled over to the side of the road and searched for about 3 hours where I thought it fell off. I even backtracked over 2 miles but I still never found it. It is very hard to locate these hubcaps but I will eventually find one. Until then I still think my car looks awesome even with the missing hubcap.
Damn I wish I could upload some pictures for you guys. Ugh! I am pretty sure everyone would agree I drive a very stylish car. I would of course highlight the picture by taking it from the side with both hubcaps. I think that side does look slightly better. It is very cool having such a unique car. No one else in my area has my car. So I get a lot of people looking at me while I drive around town. Either I am very handsome or they really like my car and are jealous. I am leaning towards they are jealous of my car.
If anyone wants to race I am always down for chirping my 15's at the stop light. I am pretty sure I will win.
