Love Guru Here

[SwitchMitch]

Ok, I have a confession to make. You might have seen me masquerading as an IM'er here in the forum but in reality, I am a love guru. I have done my master's thesis in loveology. Been making love for some decades and am versant in that ancient art. I also know how to control my chi kundalini and utilize it in the fine art of love making.

All you failed in love guys, post your questions here and I the Chi master will solve your problems.
Can't get it up? No problems. I can sub for you, among other things.
Can't find a girl? No problems. I'll send you where the girls are (depending on the weight of your wallet)
Can't make love? Have a problem with your girl/guy? All love problems now have a solution !....


(P.S to Mods: DOn't effin ban me guys. I created this thread to make it the one stop shop for love, which seems to be a lucrative niche, looking at the number of spams that we get hit from babajis of late...)

 

[Fortify99]

This newbie is straight up selling love services in the BHW lounge...

Look for ‘depends on the weight of your pocket’

 

[fb3003]

Ok, I have a confession to make. You might have seen me masquerading as an IM'er here in the forum but in reality, I am a love guru. I have done my master's thesis in loveology. Been making love for some decades and am versant in that ancient art. I also know how to control my chi kundalini and utilize it in the fine art of love making.

All you failed in love guys, post your questions here and I the Chi master will solve your problems.
Can't get it up? No problems. I can sub for you, among other things.
Can't find a girl? No problems. I'll send you where the girls are (depending on the weight of your wallet)
Can't make love? Have a problem with your girl/guy? All love problems now have a solution !....


(P.S to Mods: DOn't effin ban me guys. I created this thread to make it the one stop shop for love, which seems to be a lucrative niche, looking at the number of spams that we get hit from babajis of late...)

what is the URL for your sales thread?!

 

[TheVigilante]

O love guru I would be interested in a lifetime review access

 

[Fortify99]

*whips out $5000 love course*

 

[HustleTong]

I've learned enough loveology from Mother Theresa. Really appreciate your promotion.

 

[Ninja Turtles]

Is any review copy available??

 

[dotc0m]

Looks like you got some heavy competition..

"91-******* *** Love p-r-o-b-l-e-m s-o-l-u-t-i-o-n in Qatar"

I called the guy and he claims to be a 66 year old shaman, gave me some good advice about my ex-wife, and nobody can figure her out.

What's the difference between a shaman and a guru?

 

[fictitious_character]

Love follows money like flies following a donkey's ass
The more money you have, the shittier the donkey's ass is.
Just my 2 cents.

Actually it's quite easy to create a romantic atmosphere with cash if you have it, ask me how I don't know

 

[Aulig]

Oh so youre the love problem spam guy

 

[SwitchMitch]

This newbie is straight up selling love services in the BHW lounge...

Look for ‘depends on the weight of your pocket’

But of course. My aim is to grab every penny you have in your pockets

what is the URL for your sales thread?!

Not yet my friend, not yet. I'll unleash the thread when I have enough flies in my trap...

O love guru I would be interested in a lifetime review access

In this business my friend, all the reviews are taken by me. You bring the moolah and I take the reviews.

*whips out $5000 love course*

What? Only 5000? I had a mega bounty amount in my mind. You'll know soon...

I've learned enough loveology from Mother Theresa. Really appreciate your promotion.

You are bad ju-ju. Go away before I curse with a life of eternal lovelessness

Is any review copy available??

You bring the copy and I do the review. I am the guru here...

Looks like you got some heavy competition..

"https://www.blackhatworld.com/seo/91-9001340-118-love-p-r-o-b-l-e-m-s-o-l-u-t-i-o-n-in-qatar.1134584/"

I called the guy and he claims to be a 66 year old shaman, gave me some good advice about my ex-wife, and nobody can figure her out.

What's the difference between a shaman and a guru?

Look, Shamans are pretty low on the guru totem. They are apprentices and I am the apex. A shaman can tell you about your ex but by chi kundalini will make all your exes come crawling back to you. If might also make them form a love harem for you.

Love follows money like flies following a donkey's ass
The more money you have, the shittier the donkey's ass is.
Just my 2 cents.

Actually it's quite easy to create a romantic atmosphere with cash if you have it, ask me how I don't know

I depends on the chakra flow in the donkey's ass. With your money in my pocket, I can regulate the chakra flow in the right direction...More the money, more the flow...

Oh so youre the love problem spam guy

Fie on you! Don't you dare call me the spam guy. I am the apex of loveology. The rest are pretenders...

 

[TheVigilante]

You gotta reach 100 posts to open your BST but I will sweeten the deal if you offer me a lifetime access lol

 

[dotc0m]

Look, Shamans are pretty low on the guru totem. They are apprentices and I am the apex. A shaman can tell you about your ex but by chi kundalini will make all your exes come crawling back to you. If might also make them form a love harem for you

I see. Are you familiar with Elegua????

Can you work with orishas and amarre??

If so, lets talk OP.

 

[dotc0m]

But first, lets take care of this "Shaman"

Less competition = More business.

More Business = More Money

More Money = Xbox, Playstation, TV, and Pokemon Cards

Just in case you guys didn't know what money is for.