A _complete_ guide to SEO

[MatthewGraham]

Complete

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PageRank#/media/File:PageRanks-Example.jpg

 

[Deleted member 720373]

It's all so much clearer now

 

[Aty]

Yeah, it all makes sense now. Thanks a ton.

 

[Sceptic]

My man! My money article for a 1B MS just jumped from position 78512626 to -20 after applying those techniques! I'm drowning in money! This is a cry for help! I'm literally dyi --

 

[ourfella]

You see the Matrix, don't you?

 

[jamie3000]

U w0t m8?

 

[LatestPhoneZone]

Who da f*ck understand that image?

 

[Morteza]

70% is correct.

 

[MatthewGraham]

Who da f*ck understand that image?

Mostly people who have sites that rank in search results.

My man! My money article for a 1B MS just jumped from position 78512626 to -20 after applying those techniques! I'm drowning in money! This is a cry for help! I'm literally dyi --

You see the Matrix, don't you?

Are they making another Matrix?
What book is the matrix based on?
Are the Matrix movies on Netflix?
Which is the first Matrix movie?
How do the Matrix movies go in order?
What does the matrix about?
Who played Neo in the Matrix?
What is the 2nd Matrix movie?
What is the Matrix theory?
What is the matrix cell?
Can I watch the matrix on Netflix?
Is the matrix on Amazon Prime?
In what order do I watch the Matrix?
Will there be a 4th Matrix movie?
Does neo die?
Was the Matrix a book first?
Who invented matrices?
What do you mean by matrix?

 

[Deleted member 719276]

Thenkel to you to my dear. Me finalle understande everythink about the SEO my sir <3

 

[Sceptic]

Stop outing my sites, for fuck's sake.

 

[littlewebdragon]

Thenkel to you to my dear. Me finalle understande everythink about the SEO my sir <3

So A 3.3 and F 3.9 are completely irrelevant as I thought?

 

[Deleted member 719276]

So A 3.3 and F 3.9 are completely irrelevant as I thought?

Let me explain it to you my kind sir, because it's a little bit of a complex Rajakastani algorithm.

So, you take the 1.6 guy:

then you have to send the communication between the SEO transistor and the guy to the chemistry professor:

After the reaction between the parasites and the outbound links, you have to call Mr. Shöfehöfer:

After he prepares the PBNs for execution, you need to find a way to contact Malcolm:

Sooo, he's a little bit hard to find, but eventually he'll check the remaining SERPs for breadcrumbs and email them to Mr. Deadlysleeper:

After all this is done, you're good to go and dominate the Googlematrix!

PS. A 3.3 and F 3.9 are there only because they're KGB spies.

 

[Deleted member 720373]

So A 3.3 and F 3.9 are completely irrelevant as I thought?

Let me explain it to you my kind sir, because it's a little bit of a complex Rajakastani algorithm.

So, you take the 1.6 guy:

then you have to send the communication between the SEO transistor and the guy to the chemistry professor:

After the reaction between the parasites and the outbound links, you have to call Mr. Shöfehöfer:

After he prepares the PBNs for execution, you need to find a way to contact Malcolm:

Sooo, he's a little bit hard to find, but eventually he'll check the remaining SERPs for breadcrumbs and email them to Mr. Deadlysleeper:

After all this is done, you're good to go and dominate the Googlematrix!

PS. A 3.3 and F 3.9 are there only because they're KGB spies.

Reported for mocking @MatthewGraham and derailing this important thread

Enjoy your bans Sirs