I'm about 0,02 elephants, how about you?

[LinksForPros]

When did Windows Calculator fancy-up like this?

 

[Deleted member 719276]

Wow, just checked and my front tail is 2.68 hands long

 

[jamie3000]

Wow, just checked and my front tail is 2.68 hands long

Front tail? Lol... Is that the one that keeps spitting at the ladies?

 

[bartosimpsonio]

By "fancy up" you mean the calculator is now connected to Microsoft 24x7 and sends everything you type into it back to corporate headquarters in exchange for these useless facts.

Same as the Windows 10 backgrounds, suggestions and so on. It phones home everything you do in Windows.

 

[Titanitex]

Burned about 6 pieces of cake this morning.

 

[tb303]

By "fancy up" you mean the calculator is now connected to Microsoft 24x7 and sends everything you type into it back to corporate headquarters in exchange for these useless facts.

Same as the Windows 10 backgrounds, suggestions and so on. It phones home everything you do in Windows.

But what would Microsoft do with the information on the length of @Neon front tail? Thats the real question. What are they building!

 

[bartosimpsonio]

But what would Microsoft do with the information on the length of @Neon front tail? Thats the real question. What are they building!

Show him long tail kw's. If you know what I mean.

 

[mcdollof]

I weight 200 pounds (of pure nearly steroid free muscle mass) and also weight supposedly 0.02 elephants

 

[LinksForPros]

I weight 200 pounds (of pure nearly steroid free muscle mass) and also weight supposedly 0.02 elephants

You have the 2019 beta Calculator, that's 0,02 elephant body fat. They keep fancying it up

 

[mcdollof]

You have the 2019 beta Calculator, that's 0,02 elephant body fat. They keep fancying it up

Damn way to go microsoft. I hope they integrate the paypal monkey generator in the next version