Die laughing

[Whisker]

Funny as shit...

http://www.cracked.com/article_16234_having-fun-with-419-scammers.html

The fires of Heaven will rain down upon the wicked. And the wicked will scream with their mouth holes. And God will laugh." -Constalias 34:18

 

[samloron]

LMAO, I'm glad someone shares my sense of humor!

 

[dlcowboy]

Hey samloren,

I noticed you apparently read that article in 3 minutes. Also, I noticed that you've been making lots of simple posts since April 17. Seems a little suspicious. Are you going to start pretending to be a guru once you hit 1,000 posts or so? Let me in on the game plan so we can make some money!

 

[samloron]

It's samloron, here you go, not only you have this issue....

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080220190035AAwfG8k

What I'm genuinely concerned of is someone's stalking me... do you just suffer from hatred or should I be concerned you'll stalk me...or take it too far?

 

[Whisker]

Easy man, we are supposed to be laughing here!

 

[designer]

Easy man, we are supposed to be laughing here!

Yeah... what's the deal with that??

Anyway,

HOLY FUCK, that shit made me cry laughing. Loved it!

Especially the bible quotes. -Good Read!

 

[Kimi]

Very funny shit inside, worth reading! maybe I'll reply too

 

[Stumickel]

The fires of Heaven will rain down upon the wicked. And the wicked will scream with their mouth holes. And God will laugh." -Constalias 34:18

From the link:

"And he ate with glee, the nuts of The Maker." -Dextrose 14:89

(tears streaming down from laughing so hard)

Oh the pain... the pain...

 

[MontyzPython]

Hey samloren,

I noticed you apparently read that article in 3 minutes. Also, I noticed that you've been making lots of simple posts since April 17. Seems a little suspicious. Are you going to start pretending to be a guru once you hit 1,000 posts or so? Let me in on the game plan so we can make some money!

dlcowboy,

Wow, this a great post. What's scary is that I can see you joined in April, 2008 so it only took you 3 whole days to write this...and that's only IF you joined this forum on April 30, which I highly doubt.

I'm sure most people couldn't crank out something this observant if they were given a whole week, let alone 3 days.

Have you ever given any thought to trying to heal the sick? Perhaps you could cure a ham?

M

 

[loclhero]

oh my god that was pure genius....loved it

 

[TheStickiest]

If you thought that was funny, you would probably enjoy this Cyber Sex log (originally posted by Essential Clix)

http://www.kinostudios.com/bloodninja.html

 

[mentalist]

Classic!!!

Stella,

I know you don't know me, but I am a good friend of John Cheeseman. I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but this morning, John was found dead in his apartment, having choked himself to death with his own hands.