What would you do if an Alien confronts you?

What would you do if an Alien confronts you?

  • Run for life

    Votes: 9 18.8%
  • Ask it for a date

    Votes: 21 43.8%
  • Bring it to home

    Votes: 10 20.8%
  • Fuck it up

    Votes: 8 16.7%

  • Total voters
    48
if an alien confronts you


They will run for their life seeing this ready to f*ck em up

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I would pay them to teach me about Google's ranking algorithm. So to rank #1.
 
It's simple, I will ask it/him/her to tell me how to hack Google algorithm so I can rank first on page one of SERP. If the alien can't give me an answer, I would say screw it.
 
I will put them into the box and send back to planet they are coming from (sure after long conversation about trump future).
 
Havent decided yet. But if they looks like kyle jenner then you know what to do ;)
 
Ha! I love that half of the votes (at this point) say "Ask it for a date." :p I'd definitely want to hang out. I'm too curious.
 
I was reading a news/post Germany announced that it has no plans if any UFC tries to contact or tries to attack them. Even a nation's government has no plans but do you have any if an alien confronts you when you are alone? What would you do then?

They all have plans dude.
 
I'd open a window to get some air because that last hit must have been too much...
 
I will ask for super power like invisibility, telepathy and telekenesis.
 
Learn their language and charge the humans a steep fee for translating of course. Anything to make money (y)
 
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