That Is It, I'm Done With The UK.

Tenerife - this place looks awesome why you left it to live in UK?

I didn't, I left the UK. I'd just been back to the UK and noticed this pathetic trend. What annoys me is not the bar queue, it's the sheep mentality.

You see now I have to lower myself to conforming with sheep mentality, or not be served.
 
enjoy mate. be thankful you don't live on the street....

and here you are, worried about a bar queue. fml
 
enjoy mate. be thankful you don't live on the street....

and here you are, worried about a bar queue. fml

Oh let's start that one. Be thankful mate that you only live on the streets and you are not blind with Aids and cancer. And here you are worried about living on the streets. Nobody can say anything because some cretin might come along and trump you. I can tell you are a right to be offended at other peoples offence bar queuer.

You can't get pissed off about anything cause of the little starving children in the world.

What mate, your website has just been hit? Fuck you, there are starving kids you know.
 
if you get caught drunk by the police here, you get trialed and lashed 40 lashes - for reals yo and in a public square so that everybody see you getting wiped, and maybe even get a fine. and you complain about queues pfff

ps: no regulations or liquor brands though, all moonshine baby!
 
if you get caught drunk by the police here, you get trialed and lashed 40 lashes - for reals yo and in a public square so that everybody see you getting wiped, and maybe even get a fine. and you complain about queues pfff

ps: no regulations or liquor brands though, all moonshine baby!

Believe it or not (and this may come as a shock to you). You and only you choose to live where you live. It's your choice.

It's not the queue, it's the sheep mentality. I guess you just don't get it. The UK is becoming some pussyfide joke.
 
I'm pretty sure getting drunk and beat up is the norm in the UK these days.

Heh, you should come to my city.. if you don't look like a thug are in a group of 4 or more, a guaranteed beat up is waiting for you in most bars from Friday to Sunday evenings. I mean you actually have a lot higher chance to get beaten up than leaving/staying safely.
 
Heh, you should come to my city.. if you don't look like a thug are in a group of 4 or more, a guaranteed beat up is waiting for you in most bars from Friday to Sunday evenings. I mean you actually have a lot higher chance to get beaten up than leaving/staying safely.


Where I come from in the UK you can't go out without seeing several fights, and that's just the girls.
 
Hey @mickyfu, I always wondered why you picked Tenerife? It seems a poor choice for someone looking to escape uk chavs. Was Magaluf too expensive? ;)
 
Based on open secret service statistics the UK will change massivly in the next 5 years to a poor house so the queues will disappear anyways :)
 
Where I come from in the UK you can't go out without seeing several fights, and that's just the girls.

Hmm, we don’t have that many girl fights actually which is nice. Girls are crazy when they fight. I would never want to fight with a girl that knows how to fight.
 
Hey @mickyfu, I always wondered why you picked Tenerife? It seems a poor choice for someone looking to escape uk chavs. Was Magaluf too expensive? ;)

Tenerife is far more expensive than Magaluf. Plus Magaluf is full of kids and seasonal. The weather doesn't dip below 20° here. Although the good thing about Majorca is it has plenty of resorts, unlike here.
 
Tenerife is far more expensive than Magaluf. Plus Magaluf is full of kids and seasonal. The weather doesn't dip below 20° here. Although the good thing about Majorca is it has plenty of resorts, unlike here.
The Magluf bit was obviously a joke it being another well known chavy destination. Still dont understand why Tenerife though. To my mind any of the other canaries would be a better choice.
 
Based on open secret service statistics the UK will change massivly in the next 5 years to a poor house so the queues will disappear anyways :)
open secret service... oxymoron anyone?
 
Tenerife though. To my mind any of the other canaries would be a better choice.

No chance. They are all like shitter versions of Tenerife. I don't mind Lanzarote, but I doubt I would live there.
 
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