How to get money fast????

:):):):):D:D:D:D:Dnice joke but i really need this money :(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(
 
:):):):):D:D:D:D:Dnice joke but i really need this money :(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(
Then just start pitching to people directly. Don't be another generic f*** who just emails/calls "oh hey, so I provide professional SEO and design services, I'd love to chat about your needs."

No, grab the f***ers by the scruff of their neck, tell them what they need and exactly what you're going to do to fix it instantly.

You don't have to do exactly what I've said. Read my responses again and use the concept.

Just go and do something
 
Another obvious and foolproof thing you can do is to sell some valuables around your house on ebay.
 
Using the skills claimed in your post, money can be made as long as clients keep coming in. Try setting yourself up at Freelancer or Fiverr to get things straight. If that option doesn't sound attractive, find some stuff to sell on eBay or other marketplaces and get seed money for something bigger. The ability to do things online isn't your only option with this. Putting effort into something offline can come with great benefits, despite the amount of work needed.

To some extent, there's these directory websites which allow clients to find local services offered with reasonable terms not needing outside influence to start.
 
i also know this but i need the money urgent and i can try to get the money in the physical world but i am also hoping from the online world to get some money from since i know many thing s


These types of posts are basically a way that some people see to get business here by circumnavigating the rules.

Here's how it goes;

You post you're got really great skillset as a designer / writer / whatever

You say need money urgent and most methods are going to take too long

You sit back and wait for people to contact you by PM so you can ' do a deal ' on here....


So here's my suggestion;
When a Moderator bans you for doing this, get out and work in restaurants / bars doing the tables, serving, go flip burgers or become a hooker. That's called real life work and it's a world away from onine.


People have told you to Freelance etc, it doesn't happen overnight.
 
online job is a dream it not only doesnt happen fast it might never happen even if you work hard. Take it down a notch. Life is a bitch and its going to be hard no matter what, just be ready to get over that shit pot. I cant advise you anything since i know you wont do it
 
firstly op ask a very silly question

secondly you have great graphics design skill so why not you move your ass into works ?? try graphicsriver , 99design , and evanto market where bunch of buyer everyday searching around for their need ! open a account their , talk to them , try to understand what they actually want and need .

money did not come fast , once money come to you , it wont stop !!! ever
 
Desperation is the worst way to start a business since your decision will be affected completely for your mental state.. In order to take wise decision you need to go back and make sure that is FOR REAL a good idea.

Add value to someone/something is not something easy and thats how you will get your $$$.

Anyways, wish you good luck
 
These types of posts are basically a way that some people see to get business here by circumnavigating the rules.

Here's how it goes;

You post you're got really great skillset as a designer / writer / whatever

You say need money urgent and most methods are going to take too long

You sit back and wait for people to contact you by PM so you can ' do a deal ' on here....


So here's my suggestion;
When a Moderator bans you for doing this, get out and work in restaurants / bars doing the tables, serving, go flip burgers or become a hooker. That's called real life work and it's a world away from onine.


People have told you to Freelance etc, it doesn't happen overnight.
hey comeon man i did not did it as per a statergy i have a problem and i needed the money fast.Thats it and here i am from a decent time and i knew that i will find some good suggestion thats why i posted a thread here just for some ideas.
 
hey comeon man i did not did it as per a statergy i have a problem and i needed the money fast.Thats it and here i am from a decent time and i knew that i will find some good suggestion thats why i posted a thread here just for some ideas.

So here's another option.

Take the rest of today, knock yourself up a quick WP site, upload a portfolio.

Then write yourself a CV and covering letter.

Next you scour all the job sites / pages and get applying for work.

Life works like this; Do great work, offer a good price and people will buy.
It's easier to retain clients than to get new ones.

G/L
 
Why do people believe that making money online gets easy as soon as it's urgent and you really need the money? The pressure of earning at least 1000$ in a month actually does more harm than good when starting an online business/career. You fucked up way earlier by not planning how you could earn money to pay your studies. I hope the best for you but be prepared to not be able to earn this amount of money in a month. You're better already looking out for a job or stable long-term way to get money to get back to studying as soon as possible after you'll drop out because you're not able to pay your fees. You most likely know for at least a few months now that these fees would have been due in a month so you could have been prepared. No one does give a shit actually or will pay you more because you need that money soon. I'm sorry for it but it will be a hard but valuable lesson for you to take care of your financial obligations next time.
 
OP, as people have said, don't start a business when you are desperate or in a panic. It's the very definition of eggs in one basket. Go and get a job, nothing online will ever be stable and you need money to stay on top of everything.

all i have time i have all the time all day i can do anything with full of hard work its just where to start and what to start and whom do i contact

Based on all the time you have, it doesn't look like you have a job. Please go and get one.

It's difficult to go from nothing to $1000 in a month without essentially gambling. This is probably not what you want to hear but your best bet is to do jobs in the real world: mowing lawns etc. Maybe bake some shit and sell it door to door or something.

I don't know if I would buy somebodies baked shit, on the plus side it'll be organic.
 
hey comeon man i did not did it as per a statergy i have a problem and i needed the money fast.Thats it and here i am from a decent time and i knew that i will find some good suggestion thats why i posted a thread here just for some ideas.

Everyone needs money fast. You are the 99%.
 
Go onto chaterbate, and start a channel where you wank yourself with various fruits from your country,
You will get the weirdos and the pervs, paying you to do more, and to reach your finale, you could always cum inside a coconut.
 
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OP, as people have said, don't start a business when you are desperate or in a panic. It's the very definition of eggs in one basket. Go and get a job, nothing online will ever be stable and you need money to stay on top of everything.



Based on all the time you have, it doesn't look like you have a job. Please go and get one.



I don't know if I would buy somebodies baked shit, on the plus side it'll be organic.

actually no. He lives in India thats even worse than a shithole i live in so dont get a job. Learn skillset and sell on fiverr konker, upwork. thats your best bet buddy and it is pretty stable once you learn how to present yourself and market
 
Go onto chaterbate, and start a channel where you wank yourself with various fruits from your country,
You will get the weirdos and the pervs, paying you to do more, and to reach your finale, you could always cum inside a coconut.

being rude is the way to go..
 
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