It has been noted that your preferred style of a troll joke is a short one. I will make sure to take that into consideration from here forward, when preparing my post in a manner appropriate for the lounge. As for the topic at hand, I have been attempting to get into crypto for the last month. And for being anonymous, fast, efficient, I have experienced none of the above. Each exchange requires US citizens to upload identification, proof of address, bank information, double verification, social security number for IRS purposes, height and weight measurements to confirm ID is accurate, color of last automobile, the third previous job you were an entry level employee of (which can be tricky, it's not just the third previous job, and you will fail, having to resubmit.), bank statement from the last three months, two types of photo selfies with hand written scribble mentioning the website you're applying access to, a wallet address, an api key, three passwords that have never been on the dark web, a W2 earnings statement of the previous year, a credit score of 625 or higher on the vantage 13.0 scale, or a passport with three stamps from south east Utah. Once these have been complete, you have to wait for a phone text message for an api pin which allows you to log into a newly created geocities website. You will need to start a blog that talks about the next coin to jump in price by the thousands of percent. That coin must not be available on the current exchange that you've signed up for, but demanded that it be put into the exchange, regardless of your current subscription to Playboy magazine being paid for the next three years. In other words, you're saying we should buy ripple and hold on for dear life?
How do I open an account?