Classic Zlatan!!

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I don't like football ... but
In Ronaldos first season at Man United he scored 4 goals.

Zlatans first season with Man United he scored 28 goals and missed the last 10 games.

It took Ronaldo 4 years to score 28 goals.

Therefore, Zlatan is better.

Source:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cristiano_Ronaldo
Except Ronaldo was 18 yo only while playing at man united
While zlatan was 18 it took him 5 years to score 28 goals and he was not playing in such a high rated club.
https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zlatan_Ibrahimović

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@AlumniAce Please don't take my post as an offense or something as I have nothing against you, but I really feel the urge to respond...

Goals cannot accurately determinate how good or bad a player is. Sure, they give a rough estimate of a player's capabilities but they aren't the be and all of how skilled somebody is. Not even close.

Messi and Neymar compete for the same "resources" aka goals, right? Since only one of them can send the ball in the net. Not to mention that Neymar was shadowed by Messi to some extent; in other words, he wouldn't get the acclamation he'd deserve when he assisted Messi on scoring... it's marketing here. Is Messi better than Neymar? Maybe. But that difference is probably microscopic.

Now, back to Zlatan. It's true that Zlatan may haven't won important titles, but he trendemously supported his team mates to carry the ball at the enemy team. That his team failed to capitalize on that, wasn't his fault but his teammates as a collective. And that he didn't score, again, doesn't make him a shit player.

If another player is better than you, it doesn't make you a loser. Also, trophies are given to the best of the best. Maybe he's not in the top 3, but he's definitely in the top 1%, and that's just amazing.

Sorry, but you sound like all these noisy "fans" who just look at the leaderboard, and says:" ha, my team is the best, told ya", even though they barely won.

Also he has a unique signature thanks to his "friendly cockiness"... Zlatan style...

Also, when you say Ronaldo earned his goals all by himself, do you imply that he dribbled the whole team while his teammates were preparing a barbeque or something?
 
Your link has an accent over the C so we are clearly talking about different players here.
LOL not at all ;)
I'm french and the PSG / MU transfer has been as popular for our medias as the Mayweather / Mcgregor fight for US Medias.
and as @ZlatanTheGod would say : you should know that there is only 1 zlatan :D
 
Ah, the Daily Star! Definitely one of the most viable resources online! Thanks for that. Much appreciated. Top notch. Wonderful. I am definitely a 100% blind liar. My sincerest apologies, it won't happen again.

I'm up to four on the Big Short now (catch up, sir), and I think I've explained my degree and finance background several times to you, but hey I might still be retarded. I'm well aware that going to college can still lead to complete stupidity and lack of awareness of one's digital surroundings. (https://www.blackhatworld.com/search/member?user_id=986391)

Regardless, I'm not going to pander further to your need to ruin any thread about anything you think you know everything about lately. Between that and your aggressive, rampant opinionated behavior and pure, creepy sports worship, you obviously need to seek professional assistance.

I'd feel bad continuing to egg on someone with pretty serious challenges and deficiencies.

Here you go son, 1 hour footage of all goals Ronaldo has scored in his career up to 04/06/2017.

And here's a video of Ibrahimovic's career goals, unfortunately nobody bothered to make a vid of all of his career goals, so here's all his PSG goals.

Now tell me son, which one scored the most headers. (to be fair just watch Ronaldo's last 113 goals and compare it to Ibrahimovic's video)

In Ronaldos first season at Man United he scored 4 goals.

Zlatans first season with Man United he scored 28 goals and missed the last 10 games.

It took Ronaldo 4 years to score 28 goals.

Therefore, Zlatan is better.

Source:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cristiano_Ronaldo
That awkward moment when a non football fan tries to argue about football... Lol, Ronaldo was bought by ManU at the age of 18 they paid 20 million euros for someone who hadn't even proven himself yet, Zlatan joined ManU last year for FREE after having an illustrous career lol.

FYI Ronaldo went on to win the Ballon d'Or(best player in the world) with ManU only 3 years later and also won the Golden boot(European topscorer)... Zlatan never even made it to the top 3 shortlist lol

BTW Ronaldo has 605 career goals, Ibrahimovic has only 482 despite being a striker and 3 years older lol

@AlumniAce Please don't take my post as an offense or something as I have nothing against you, but I really feel the urge to respond...

Goals cannot accurately determinate how good or bad a player is. Sure, they give a rough estimate of a player's capabilities but they aren't the be and all of how skilled somebody is. Not even close.

Messi and Neymar compete for the same "resources" aka goals, right? Since only one of them can send the ball in the net. Not to mention that Neymar was shadowed by Messi to some extent; in other words, he wouldn't get the acclamation he'd deserve when he assisted Messi on scoring... it's marketing here. Is Messi better than Neymar? Maybe. But that difference is probably microscopic.

Now, back to Zlatan. It's true that Zlatan may haven't won important titles, but he trendemously supported his team mates to carry the ball at the enemy team. That his team failed to capitalize on that, wasn't his fault but his teammates as a collective. And that he didn't score, again, doesn't make him a shit player.

If another player is better than you, it doesn't make you a loser. Also, trophies are given to the best of the best. Maybe he's not in the top 3, but he's definitely in the top 1%, and that's just amazing.

Sorry, but you sound like all these noisy "fans" who just look at the leaderboard, and says:" ha, my team is the best, told ya", even though they barely won.

Also he has a unique signature thanks to his "friendly cockiness"... Zlatan style...

Also, when you say Ronaldo earned his goals all by himself, do you imply that he dribbled the whole team while his teammates were preparing a barbeque or something?

As I mentioned earlier, Ronaldo rose to fame thanks to his SKILLS, just like Neymar did. Look at ronaldo's first 3 prof seasons, he barely scored but was already mentioned in the premier league team of the season.

Neymar was bought to feed messi... Now that he's at PSG I can guarantee you he will be the ligue 1 topscorer.

"Friendly cockiness"... funny how it's friendly when he says it but when others do it's not. People just laugh with him cause he really is a joke, never been top 3 but calls himself the greatest.

Go watch last season's Champions league quarter finals, semi finals and the final. Tell me, would Real Madrid have won without Ronaldo?
 
That awkward moment when a non football fans tries to argue about football...

I watched Ronaldo play at Old Trafford 50+ times while he was at United...
 
Neymar was bought to feed messi... Now that he's at PSG I can guarantee you he will be the ligue 1 topscorer.
You have no idea what you just said. I swear to God, I would be calling boxis nois right away if needed and tell them this is what an anti-messi and an over enthusiastic Ronaldo plastic fan is saying about Messi @AlumniAce

Ah so you are an UEFALONA fanboy. This explains why you don't understand jackshit about football.
Do you even know you're both the statements - UEFALONA and FOOTBALL UNDERSTANDING are two different points and have nothing to do with each other?

UEFALONA was a term created by those who were jealous of tikitaka style of play and the fouls that were committed would not be counted due to their style of play. Soon everybody analysed the fact, soon Pep left and all this changed. That frustration that used to be generated in the back old days in 2010 to 2014 which resulted in sending off players, is no more. But anyways, Madrid coined the term. I know you wont accept these facts.

Which world are you living in? Oh yeah I know - the one where you wear a CR7 Jersey and wipe it daily without anyone knowing of it...that world.

Cmon @AlumniAce you arsewhole, share some more facts abt Ronaldo that we don't know :D :D :D
 
Lukaku will out after Ibrahimo zlatan will play , but it will be last year for Ibra
 
i don't honestly know shit about football. like 0%

but i'm just gonna bump in and have to say something to you @AlumniAce

why do you have to get so arrogant and personal? it's the same with some other members over here. why can't you guys discuss this like normal, wise fucking humans instead of hurling personal attacks or insults at eachother? are you guys 5?

especially you @AlumniAce , you do seem to know a lot about football, i'm not commenting anything on football but please do note that whatever you're expressing is not a fact but more like an opinion. even if it's a fact it's an opinion for OTHERS.
do you know why? because they have a strong belief in their idea and if you want to convey a point to someone else, you don't start insulting them.

It's not your fault either because your response is the natural human response. but tell me, if you go to a christian telling him and giving him proof that there islam is the only true religion, will he ever believe you? and worse, if you start insulting him, he'll never ever understand your point. but if you be polite and respect the other persons belief instead of ridiculing them/their belief, they will actually fucking listen to you. i have plenty of experience in this i swear.

If you want people to understand what you mean, you be polite and convey the message in a nice manner, that's when they start thinking about it. that's when they ' consider ' understanding what you mean. if you just want to fight and insult then go on doing what you're doing right now.

your whole tone is extremely condescending,rude and narcissitic. i swear if you could change your style of adressing facts, then people may actually start listening to you. there would be an actual discussion here and not a 7 year old fuck fest going on here. you could actually use your football knowledge and will sound as if you really know your shit in this niche.

no offense intended but just pointing you out on what may be going on wrong here. and you're not the only one doing this here but certainly the most prominent one.
 
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are you guys 5?
He is

because your response is the natural human response
???

If you want people to understand what you mean, you be polite and convey the message in a nice manner, that's when they start thinking about it. that's when they ' consider ' understanding what you mean. if you just want to fight and insult then go on doing what you're doing right now.
You are talking to a freaking wall here buddy. Ive seen these kind of fans. Give them a few years they would not even remember what they said. This kind of person needs a dummy God - he has his Ronaldo - and he WILL curse and say ill-words to all other footballers.

your whole tone is extremely condescending,rude and narcissitic. i swear if you could change your style of adressing facts, then people may actually start listening to you. there would be an actual discussion here and not a 7 year old fuck fest going on here. you could actually use your football knowledge and will sound as if you really know your shit in this niche.

no offense intended but just point you out on what may be going on wrong here. and you're not the only one doing this here but certainly the most prominent one.
Hahahaha. I would so love to meet @AlumniAce face to face. He is actually here to enlighten us about Ronaldo!!!
 
He is


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You are talking to a freaking wall here buddy. Ive seen these kind of fans. Give them a few years they would not even remember what they said. This kind of person needs a dummy God - he has his Ronaldo - and he WILL curse and say ill-words to all other footballers.


Hahahaha. I would so love to meet @AlumniAce face to face. He is actually here to enlighten us about Ronaldo!!!
my definition for natural human response over here means the following. whenever you are faced to change your belief or consider changing it, especially in a rude manner, you're survival traits trigger you to become offensive and rude. hence you start defending your belief and become blind to other peoples opinions. this is psychology and science. there's actually more to it then what i just stated but it's the crux of it.

i'm sorry , as i said before @AlumniAce isn't the only one doing this. and you seem to be one of those people who are doing exactly what i said. if you think you're talking to a wall then stop talking or start changing your tone as well. first decide on what do you want to do? do you want to insult each other like children or do you want to discuss and prove points in a factual, wise manner?

and then start discussing this instead of insulting each other and wasting your time without reaching a conclusion.
 
I don't know any shit about football. But fuck this @AlumniAce
This thread is about Zlatan, and his classic reply to interviewer. Why the fuck you bought Ronaldo into this and made it a mess. Because you like a player that doesn't nean everyone else are useless.
Stop being a dick
 
You have no idea what you just said. I swear to God, I would be calling boxis nois right away if needed and tell them this is what an anti-messi and an over enthusiastic Ronaldo plastic fan is saying about Messi @AlumniAce


Do you even know you're both the statements - UEFALONA and FOOTBALL UNDERSTANDING are two different points and have nothing to do with each other?

UEFALONA was a term created by those who were jealous of tikitaka style of play and the fouls that were committed would not be counted due to their style of play. Soon everybody analysed the fact, soon Pep left and all this changed. That frustration that used to be generated in the back old days in 2010 to 2014 which resulted in sending off players, is no more. But anyways, Madrid coined the term. I know you wont accept these facts.

Which world are you living in? Oh yeah I know - the one where you wear a CR7 Jersey and wipe it daily without anyone knowing of it...that world.

Cmon @AlumniAce you arsewhole, share some more facts abt Ronaldo that we don't know :D :D :D
Anti-Messi... Plastic... Lol. It's a fact that Ronaldo has more records and individual trophies than Messi, are you going to deny facts? http://messivsronaldo.net/records/ And I'm plastic for supporting Ronaldo since 2006, alright kiddo, I bet you didn't even know what football was in 2006.

Kiddo, did you not watch Chelsea-Uefalona 2009? The most corrupt shit in football history which earned your corrupt club its name. Enjoy.

Also a couple weeks ago Ronaldo was RED CARDED for absolutely nothing against Uefalona, maybe cause the ref didn't want him to score another goal. Enjoy.
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It's funny how I'm the only one posting facts and all these other kids are spatting bullshit lmao.

Lukaku will out after Ibrahimo zlatan will play , but it will be last year for Ibra

Lukaku is way better than Ibrahimovic... He became the topscorer in the Belgian league at age 16, Zlatan is lucky to be able to warm the bench for Lukaku.

i don't honestly know shit about football. like 0%

but i'm just gonna bump in and have to say something to you @AlumniAce

why do you have to get so arrogant and personal? it's the same with some other members over here. why can't you guys discuss this like normal, wise fucking humans instead of hurling personal attacks or insults at eachother? are you guys 5?

especially you @AlumniAce , you do seem to know a lot about football, i'm not commenting anything on football but please do note that whatever you're expressing is not a fact but more like an opinion. even if it's a fact it's an opinion for OTHERS.
do you know why? because they have a strong belief in their idea and if you want to convey a point to someone else, you don't start insulting them.

It's not your fault either because your response is the natural human response. but tell me, if you go to a christian telling him and giving him proof that there islam is the only true religion, will he ever believe you? and worse, if you start insulting him, he'll never ever understand your point. but if you be polite and respect the other persons belief instead of ridiculing them/their belief, they will actually fucking listen to you. i have plenty of experience in this i swear.

If you want people to understand what you mean, you be polite and convey the message in a nice manner, that's when they start thinking about it. that's when they ' consider ' understanding what you mean. if you just want to fight and insult then go on doing what you're doing right now.

your whole tone is extremely condescending,rude and narcissitic. i swear if you could change your style of adressing facts, then people may actually start listening to you. there would be an actual discussion here and not a 7 year old fuck fest going on here. you could actually use your football knowledge and will sound as if you really know your shit in this niche.

no offense intended but just pointing you out on what may be going on wrong here. and you're not the only one doing this here but certainly the most prominent one.

This forum is filled with 35+ year old millionaires who have nothing better to do than troll all day, especially micky and sherbert, I have to lower myself to the level of these degenerates to fit in this forum. I tried being nice, but they kept trolling, so now I'm treating them just like they treat me.

How can a fact be different to someone else? So if I say the earth is round and someone else says the earth is flat he is also right? Lol... Football consists of statistics, awards and records which can be measured to pick the elite players. There is no bias when saying who is the best, just look at the facts.

Religion is not built on facts. Read the previous paragraph for facts & football.

I refuse to be polite to people who shit on me, they get what they deserve. You wrote a proper reply, did I insult you?

I was nice in the beginning, but these 35+ year old trolls convinced me that trolling is the only way.




For you 2 kids, here's another fact. How Ronaldo single handedly destroyed Ibrahimovic's Sweden with a hattrick to go through to the world cup. Watching these clips brings back that amazing feeling LMAO

 
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This forum is filled with 35+ year old millionaires who have nothing better to do than troll all day, especially micky and sherbert,

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I'm 27 and very much not a millionaire (yet).

Micky is like 72 years old.

Way to hit it outta the park on that one, slugger.

Trolling is the only way.
Sincerely,
AlumniAce
 
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