Premature ejaculation was an evolutionary advantage

[rafark]

What's with all of the genital threads lately? Have people on BHW been buying viagra from those forum spammers who attack the forum each day or something?

Shit, weren't those threads marketplace-approved? What am I going to do now with all these boxes I bought?

 

[Zwielicht]

Shit, weren't those threads marketplace-approved? What am I going to do now with all these boxes I bought?

Resell them in the marketplace.

@I know SEO will request samples to test your product.

 

[pewep]

Well, I'm sorry but I can't help you if you took my post seriously.

Am I supposed to read your mind over the internet? There are plenty of nasty characters who believe exactly what you wrote.

 

[rafark]

Resell them in the marketplace.

@I know SEO will request samples to test your product.

Oh, no, but @I know SEO is too strict. My Viagra will never get approved and I got too many boxes with me.

I've got a better deal. I'll give you one of my boxes for free and I get my thread approved by you. No one has to know. I'll even share some of the revenue with you. So what do you say?

 

[Zwielicht]

Oh, no, but @I know SEO is too strict. My Viagra will never get approved and I got too many boxes with me.

I've got a better deal. I'll give you one of my boxes for free and I get my thread approved by you. No one has to know. I'll even share some of the revenue with you. So what do you say?

Sorry, I don't do JVs, it says so on my profile.

Joint Ventures: Do not contact me with joint venture proposals. I'm not interested and there's nothing you can do to pique my interest.

BUT... I know @pewep would be 100% interested in your boxes.

 

[rafark]

Am I supposed to read your mind over the internet? There are plenty of nasty characters who believe exactly what you wrote.

Really? No offense, but I wouldn't have expected this from a member that half his posts are sarcastic jokes pretty similar to the one I wrote.

 

[rafark]

Sorry, I don't do JVs, it says so on my profile.

BUT... I know @pewep would be 100% interested in your boxes.

You know, you're right. I better save them for the next 40 years when they'll become my best friend.

 

[pewep]

Really? No offense, but I wouldn't have expected this from a member that half his posts are sarcastic jokes pretty similar to the one I wrote.

Alright, my bad

 

[rafark]

Alright, my bad

No prob.

 

[theabcofxyz]

No offense mate but this (and OP's theory) are just plain old retarded.

Are you going to stand around while your mother/sister/daughter gets raped? I don't fucking think so. So why on earth would my early ancestors sit on their thumbs while a random horny jackoff swung by?

Kettle. Black.

 

[Elin Dotsya]

I dream of a future where people evolve into Apache Attack Helicopters.

 

[Luminesce]

I dream of a future where people evolve into Apache Attack Helicopters.

Oh hell yeah.
And hey look, it just prematurely ejaculated a rocket!
(I'll stop now)