So at the end of the day my options are as follows:
@MisterF who is softer than the Pillsbury Dough Boy.
The team of
@Ste Fishkin and
@nikchaing who no doubt would wreak all manner of havoc in my neighborhood.
@Finn who would probably bring entertainment value in video form but appears to have hands that have never held a hammer.
@NoHypeNeeded who insulted my 61 year old wife by saying she is not as hot as J-Lo and is from NJ to boot.
@Topiano who would work for beer and is nothing more than a street bum with a cardboard sign saying will work for beer although he does have a solid looking crew.
@Zwielicht who is overpriced for the market and laid out more requirements than a traveling rock star.
@Luminesce who can't seem to swim and would not be a good fit for the area.
@HoNeYBiRD who has a crew that looks like they are faking it (I know when a woman fakes it as that is the story of my life).
@littlewebdragon's guy who has no clue how to use a piece of equipment.
@archixet who is a geeky SEO guy and so short he needs a step stool to reach the top of the counter.
@sturose who has issues installing a drawer.
Pretty bleak prospects if you ask me.
I may have to get Cecil to come over with his pitbull named Georgia for the demo part and pay him his standard 12.00 per hour. No kidding, he rides around in an old Chevy Blazer with a push lawnmower on the roof.
I still need a painter and someone who can replace molding as well as install crown molding.
Maybe an internet marketing forum was the wrong place to place an ad to hire someone to do construction.
Just maybe.
