Pimping out my Thai ex girlfriend

[thesyndicate]

Hi!

If you are coming to Thailand and need to run around on all the markets and bazars for a weekend or so my ex Thai girlfriend can help you.

She can also help you with normal guide and nightlife guide.

She speaks perfect English and some Japanese.

She can also help you find companies in Thailand if you want.

2000 THB per day / 1 USD now 33 THB

:cool2:

 

[LaoTzu]

What part of Thailand are you in? I've been living in BKK for six months now. 2000 B a day for taking you around and being a guide. Not bad. Too bad I already have my bundle of joy Thai g/f *rolls eyes*

 

[biks]

That did it. If my wife ever dies in a horrible car crash, I'm going straight to Thailand and hiring (2) "girlfriends" to help me grieve over my loss. It might take me a year to recover.

(I wonder if I can get a discount if I offer an American citizenship.)

 

[tsanko]

I like Thais If I come to Thailand I`ll call you Why don`t you post her pictures

 

[Warbucks]

I like that you were "Pimping Thai Ex Girlfriend" in "Dropshipping". My first thought was "That must be a bitch to get through customs."

 

[LaoTzu]

That did it. If my wife ever dies in a horrible car crash, I'm going straight to Thailand and hiring (2) "girlfriends" to help me grieve over my loss. It might take me a year to recover.

(I wonder if I can get a discount if I offer an American citizenship.)

A Thai girl for a year or more can lead to insanity, depression, drinking, smoking, and thoughts of death - hers or yours. But that is just my humble opinion. On the other hand, you can get a GFE (girlfriend experience) or rental for a few thousand baht a day. Discount for a whole week. Or 1500 baht for a few hours. Whichever you perfer.

P.S. 1500 Thai baht = $44 USD

 

[hawke]

Does she Spit or Swallow?

 

[thesyndicate]

She probably spit in your face if you offer her to swallow anything other then drinks. Yes Thai girls can be a pain in the arse if you pick the bar girl kind. This is not a bar girl, i never date them longer then 1 hour at the time.

 

[royalmice]

BHt.2000 a day, are you Fcuking nuts, trying to rip off the farangs again are you.
The average wage of a guide is about Bht. 6 - 10,000 per month. The have low salaries becvause they make up there money from commision to take you to selected venues, like the stupid jewelry factory, tiger zoo, elephant village and loads of other bullshit.

I am a senior exec in a company employing over 1500 people, and my daily wage is about BHt3500 per day or Bht.105,000 per month ( yes i am a foreigner working here for 10 years)

So again anybody offering you a guide for BHt.2000 a day is trying to rip you off. You should be paying maybe BHt. 500 - Bht. 600 per day. Unless ofcourse the biatch is throwing in a Thai massage with a happy ending !!!

However if any of you wankers need a guide then i will get you one for Bht. 5000 a week ( which is still a rip off, but allot better than Bht. 2000 a day) -- Oh and she speaks fluent English \ Thai and Kantonese ( sorry no Japanese)

The Syndicate - you are a crazy bah farang trying to rip off the tourist !!!


EDIT : Sorry new review copies on this one

 

[thesyndicate]

Ehh i do not know where you get your office girls from but only low paid non english speaking will do it for that price. Call any embassy in Bangkok and they give you a price for 5000 THB. Sure if you want to get a girl from your office that speaks 70 % English and guess the rest then fine.

I do not mind the review just do not hijack and i am not ripping anybody off.

 

[Pyronix]

Can i have a review copy / 7day free trial if i pay postage ?

 

[royalmice]

Ever wondered how much people get paid in Thailand? Here is an idea. At the time of writing, $1 was about 34 baht.

Agriculture, hunting and forestry (3,019 baht)
Fishing (2,968 baht)
Mining and quarrying (7,646 baht)
Manufacturing (6,420 baht)
Electricity, gas and water supply (17,841 baht)
Construction (4,706 baht)
Wholesale and retail trade, repair business (6,760 baht)
Hotels and restaurant (5,680 baht)
Transport, storage and communication (11,752 baht)
Financial intermediation (19,325 baht)
Real estate, renting and business activities (9,571 baht)
Public administration and defence (11,375 baht)
Education (14,883 baht)
Health and social work (10,804 baht)
Other community and social work (6,311 baht)
Private households with employed persons (4,068 baht)
Extra-territorial organisations and bodies (5,753 baht)
Unkown (12,341 baht)

Source: National Statistical Office,

No hijacking just giving consumer awareness feedback -- anyway i was not aware that embasies provide guides, that must be a new kind of service to cope with the ressesion.

Anybody who has been to Thailand will know Bht. 2000 for a guide is too much -- contact me i can put you in touch with any of the proffesional tour operators in Thailand, such as Diethelm, Pacific World, Destination Asia, Asian Trials, Turismo Asia or any of the others -- you can deal direct with them

Really dont know WTF a tour guide threat is doing on BHW ????

 

[royalmice]

Here are a few others to proof you are ripping people off by charging Bht. 2000:

http://thaitaxicab.com/tourguide.htm
http://www.lets-tour-bangkok.com/Thailand-tour-guide.html
http://www.thaitourguide.com/thaitourguide.html

OMG it is 12H25 in thailand AM, better be off to sleep now.
@thesyndicate -- I have no intention of offering a guide service, my only interest here is to state the facts and to see people dont get ripped off. I wish you and your "mia noi" good luck and hope you get many guide request from here.

 

[thesyndicate]

My only? sound like a expat that stay to long in Thailand for sure. Why do you post what you offer then if its not a hijack? Because you can not offer it. I know these girls they do it cheap but they do not do a good work. Have you tested the links you posting some of them actually offering to sleep with the customers if you read the website. Do you pathetic review but do not hijack or insult me. If she was my Mia noi second wife she would not be working.

Sure it is easy to find a cheap person, me know some tuk tuk that will drive you around for free if you only by some gems, get a life will you.

Stop being soo angry and bitter do a honest review and then be off.

Ever think about paying your staff more money? Have you ever asked yourself why you need 1000 staff for a 200 staff work?

 

[qwickpk]

review copy plz

 

[lucius]

Can I have a review copy ? I will provide honest review

 

[stouthearted]

Okay, not to jump the thread.. .

My brother in law just got married in Thailand and came back to the us with his new bride. His parents had to pay her parents like $10,000 us dollars in order to get married and they paid for the whole marriage..

Personally, I think they got screwed, but my BIL kept telling them that was their culture and he loved her.

Is this normal?

 

[carsonrathi]

I went to thailand, direct to pattya, went straight to PP parlour, AWESOME massage!

 

[thesyndicate]

carsonrathai i am glad you liked it.

stouthearted's NO it is not normal if she was not VERY HI SO like NICE fam a normal rice farmer goes for 10 000 THB.

Review copy sure come and get them in Thailand.

Sorry about this post it was more like if you need my ex to find anything for you or shop anything for you in Thailand she can do it. She knows all the markets and stuff. What ever some other people said in here the price is fair.

 

[antsaoo]

So, like 1k$ month you can live pretty neat in thailand ? =P Im getting already bored here and soon ill be 18 so i can move anywhere i want lol