My Neighbors

Tell them they're totally wrong, it's crack and meth you're selling.
 
Rape their dog, that will take their mind off things.
 
I think it's because I'm black. Damn racists.

Tell them your a porn star then, there to service bored, white housewives.

OR

You're a recruiter for the KKK, just working undercover :)
 
Get the rims off your car, keep the boat at the marina or storage so they dont know yiu have it, same for bat mobile @ garage..cut your lawn all the time, stop having custy's come to your house meet them up the block, Ohh and put your garbarge out the night before so the cops can go through it..when you wait till the next day when its daylight they can't get in and it pisses them off..

I'm selling my eBook on how to lay low in a few weeks. Hahahha!
 
I'll be honest. Out of all of the suggestions, @mickyfu's I think would leave the most lasting impression.
 
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