For those seeking more laughs, there's a cottage industry of "Hitler's reaction" videos on YT, using the same footage. Hitler reacts to team X losing the championship, Hitler reacts to the Kardasians, Hitler reacts to the Doctor Who episode "Let's kill Hitler" etc.
As for "paying thousands of dollars" on SEO, I've always favored the free site/set it and forget syndrome. Spend NO money on things, put the site together on a blogger or subdomain type space, no monthly fees on anything. If it makes money, fine, if not, make a new one just like it. This way you're not at the mercy of having your biz turned on its head every 3 months by a Google dance, optimization attack, or other nonsense.