Long time we did not communicate, it's me - Lena!

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SUBJECT:: Long time we did not communicate, it's me - Lena!

BODY::
Hi, I am sad and dreary one - there - In Moscow,
I live alone now hooked up the internet, that's looking for someone to talk to,
I have a web camera as well as personal page on the internet, come on,
help me to remove my sadness.

CLICK HERE
Here's a little tip and a heads up to spammers........ If you are going to take the time and go through the trouble to make your message inbox, while blatantly violating CAN-SPAM..., at least hire an english speaking "advisor" to make your fucking subject is grammatically correct and somewhat believable... maybe something like "Hey!! long time no see, I bet you don't remember me...". Maybe you are going for the "poor russian girl don't know a lot of english" approach... but come on... the subject's purpose is to draw a click... not to scream "I am spam".

Just a thought...

Now given, I AM kind of high right now (putting that Black Hat Money to good use), So if anyone else has a ridiculously, unbelievably bad spam email, please post it, I'll paypal $20 to the worst/(best) one just for laughs.. and you can choose to either accept it or donate to OldenHat's cause... (the email with the most thanks wins, in a 48 hour period starting now)... let's school these inept emailers by laughing at their shit attempts... whatta you got?
 
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Okay... I win :)

FBI OFFICE////////// OUR NEW YEAR ADVICE‏

Anti-Terrorist and Monetary Crimes Division
Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI)
FBI Headquarters, J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW
Washington, D.C. 20535-0001
Attension:FUND BENEFICIARY,

This is an official advise from the FBI foreign Remittance/telegraphic department. It has come to our notice that the Central

Bank of Nigeria has released 10,500,000.00 US dollars into bank of America in your name as the beneficiary being for overdue

contract payment.

The Central Bank of Nigeria knowing fully well that they do not have enough facilities to effect this payment to your

account, so they used what is known as secret diplomatic transit payment (S.T.D.P) to pay this fund through wire transfer in

order to complete this payment. They are still waiting for confirmation from you on the available Transferred funds which

were made in direct transfer so that they can do final crediting to your account. Records which we have with this method of

payment in the past has always been related to terrorist acts, we do not want you to get into trouble as soon as these funds

reflect in your account in the U.S.A. So it is our duty as a worldwide commission to correct this little problem before this

fund will be credited into your personal account. Due to the increased difficulty and unnecessary security by the American

authorities when funds come from Europe and the Middle East, the FBI bank commission stopped the transfer on its way to

deliver

We have decided to contact you directly to acquire the proper Verifications and proof from you to show that you are the

rightful person to receive this fund, because of the amount involve. Note that the fund is in your name with BANK OF AMERICA,

but we ask them not to credit the fund to you yet, because we need a solid proof and Verifications from you before releasing

the funds. In this regards, you are to re-assure and proof to us that what you are about to receive is a clean money by

sending to us Diplomatic Immunity Seal Of Transfer (DIST) to satisfy to us that the money you are about to receive is

legitimate. You are to forward the document to us immediately if you have it in your possession, if you don't have it let us

know so that we will direct and inform you where to obtain the document and send to us so that we would ask Bank Of America

to go ahead and release the money to you without any further delay. These Document is to be iss! ued to you from the fund

originati

An FBI Identification Record and Diplomatic Immunity Seal of Transfer (DIST) often referred to as a Criminal History. Record

or Rap Sheet is a listing of certain information taken from fingerprint submissions retained by the FBI in connection with

arrests and, in some instances, federal employment, naturalization, or military service. These Condition Is Valid until 20th

of JAN, 2010. After that, we shall take actions on Canceling the payment and then charge you for illegal funds transfer from

Nigerian government.

GUARANTEE: funds will be released on confirmation of the document.

1. Credit payment instruction: irrevocable credit guarantee.
2. Beneficiary has full power when validation is cleared.
3. Beneficiaries bank in U.S.A., can only release funds.
4. Upon confirmation from the world bank / united nations.
5. Bearers must clear bank protocol and validation request.

NOTE: We have asked for the above documents to make available the most complete and up-to date records possible for the

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If you fail to provide the Documents to us, we will charge you with the FBI and take our proper action against you for not

proofing to us the legitimate of the fund you are about to receive. The United States Department of Justice Order 556-73

establishes rules and regulations for the subject of an FBI Identification Record to obtain a copy of his or her own Record

for review. The FBI Criminal Justice Information Services (CJIS) Division processes these requests to check illegal

activities in U.S.A

We await for your prompt response.

Regards,
Robert Mueller, III
FBI Director
 
Oh Shit.. There's another one...(inboxed too) Obviously from the same girl... Thanks Sanitarium ,I may just choose to believe and remove her sadness.... Poor girl....

Her use of "we" indicates that she probably has multiple personality disorder.... (the FROM: is "Olga", yet in the body, she's "Marina", not to mention she's also "Lena" From the first email) lol

Subject:: I thought you loved me - and you?

Hello dear, do you remember how we communicated with you?
Long ago you could not see, I am Marina - with Russia, do you remember me?
"Come to my page - let's talk, I'm waiting!

CLICK HERE
 
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