You're a 5"3 giant midget, you've got no family, no skills, you do have $1000 to your name though.
What would you do to make $30,000 in less than 30 days in order to get surgery so you can become 6"4 and play in the NBA.
P.s RIP to big homie Verne Troyer! May you have $1 million dollars in...
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