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your not having my breakfast

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by proxygo, Oct 12, 2013.

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  1. proxygo

    proxygo Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    so its 9 am, im sitting at the breakfast table with the misses
    im there eating my bowl of shreddies, wifes having coffee.
    sadie trots over to her mom [misses ] puts her 2 front paws
    up on her legs, its a hello good morning thing she does to the misses.

    a min later she comes round the table to me, puts up her 2 front paws
    so i put my spoon in my cereal to give her a hug, little bastard drops her
    head down and takes 2 licks of my milk on my cereal, i thought u crafty
    little shit, then she sits in front of me.

    wife looks at me and says, better give it to the dog and get some fresh
    cereal, i said fck that and ate my bowl of cereal, dog gets dog food i
    eat cereal and ya not having my breakfast

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    Dear diary......
     
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    Awwww.....look at the good girl now:p
     
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    And here I am sitting on my bed eating cereals. I wish I had a pet.
     
  5. proxygo

    proxygo Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    ty from a fellow brit
     
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    i love alaskan pups, they are so cute.
     
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    i prefer German shepherds
     
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    :D look on your box. Does serving size say "# biscuits"

    :D Over here, the unit of Wheaties is a biscuit. :D A biscuit.

    I am quite the fan of Frosted Mini-Wheats

    But I'm currently eating Cheerios from the box like it's a pint. I'm despicable.
     
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    i understood 0 of that, ok next
     
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    I thought Anglos were supposed to be cosmopolitan. Goodness.

    Our Wheaties are your Shreddies.

    Our Cheerios are your...your oats you feed to your animals...I'm eating cardboard, basically.

    But seriously, look at the nutritional facts and the serving size. Tell me what a unit of Shreddies is called. I need to know. I need to know if it's biscuit. :D biscuit.

    lol, so, ninjas?
     
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    OP why cereals fatboy on here has some hens...

    They lay eggs and there might be enough to go around for you, the Mrs and the great dog...

    If you don't want fatboy eggs hit him up for a BOT he makes great BOTs and keeping on that image subject his site is called botninja.com = how about that for keeping on subject...:cool:
     
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    That gif gave me a headache!
     
  15. proxygo

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    im locking this ty for trashing a decent thread
    fcking idiots
     
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