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Your Coupon for 1 FREE bottle of Absolut Vodka !!!

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by MrsE, Mar 13, 2009.

  1. MrsE

    MrsE BANNED BANNED

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    Definitely an interesting find!!!

    So, you & your buddies lookin for some BOOZE???

    Dig through your recycle bin, find that empty 3 month old bottle of Absolut (that you KNOW we all have in our Pantry) & fill it with water...

    Go up to the Liquor Store, SMASH that old bottle of Absolut (still filled with H20) next to your car (within 10 feet preferrably)....

    Next, go into the Liquor store, purchase the SAME bottle of Absolut... walk out.... put it in your car...

    NOW, go back in, and tell the clerk you dropped the bottle in the parking lot..... He walks out, sees the smashed bottle...

    BOOM, FREE BOOZE!!!!

    :D.... Goodnight BHW !!!!
     
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  2. Jax08

    Jax08 Registered Member

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    haha, great post. it could work lol. Or he could just be like.
    ugh no.
     
  3. bigmoneyX

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    lol

    that would work at some places haha
     
  4. skyfox

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    All depends on how friendly the sales assistants are I guess... they could be just as likely to say stiff shit, you dropped it!
     
  5. premiumsource

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    You broke that shit it's your responsibility.

    Don't be cheap and buy your own alcohol.
     
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  6. deth_by_uv

    deth_by_uv Power Member

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    Dude? I can't see where this blackhat method would work. I mean, I really do make enough money on and offline where I can buy liquor.

    However, I think it'd just be easier if you do it like I did it back when I couldn't get alchy because I was only in high school...just do a good old beer run.

    Grab 5 friends, no less.

    Run in (masked of course), grab alcohol, run out. Hence you need 5 or more people to put the clerk in a daze of disbelief as you joyfully hollar and giggle as you make your dash to freedom.

    Only trick is to avoid 7-11's and Safeway's where you can expect good surveillance and avoid those Korean stores where you know they are just itching to blast a brown brotha.

    LET THE THANKS ROLL IN!
     
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  7. blackhataffiliate

    blackhataffiliate Senior Member

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    It does not work in VA, I dropped a bottle for real and they did not give a shit. I had to buy again, made my wife carry the goods this time.
     
  8. kingmob

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    If you tell the clerk that you fell at the doorstep and then dropped the bottle, he will give you another one. But I hate Absolute, so I think I'm going to skip on this :)
     
  9. Jax08

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    the only problem that may arise is they don't remember you buying it.
    Therefore you actually buy one. And break a fake one, and you might get 2 for 1.
    Your welcome lol.
    Then you can outsource this.
    Maybe pick up all the glass and move to another location. lol
     
  10. the_demon

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    wow. booz don't cost that much. Not a bad idea but the robbing a store above is just plane retarded practically a fool proof method of going to jail is what that is. I mean come on. With modern day surveillance not to mention a car full of kids speeding a way.

    Just pay some older kid a 10% tip (make sure he gives you a receipt for proof). Easy enough.
     
  11. Longover

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    Even better... tell him to come have a beer outside. Earlier, you filled the beer bottle up with piss. Now reenact the scene from dumb and dumber with the cop...
     
  12. bantoncookies

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    You can sell this idea to the street bums...
     
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  13. iglow

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    once i dropped the bottle in the shop and they didnt want give me 2nd for free. fags!
     
  14. leonidt

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    That shit won't fly here, and trying it would result in a second bottle being smashed over your head. Hell, if you break one of THEIR bottles in the store, you have to pay for it. And even if it work, all that fuckshit over a bottle? Did you by any chance drink a bottle of Absolut before you thought of this? :p

    This is worse than those kids that broke into Walmart at night to steal a video game. If I'm hitting a store, I'm taking the fucking register. Same robbery charge anyway. But if you have any brains at all in life, you should never have to resort to petty street shit like this. This is the kind of shit you see on "dumbest criminals."
     
  15. enrikole

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    Step 1 : buy a bottle
    step 2: empty the real vodka into some other container and fill the bottle with water
    step 3: smash the bottle
    step 4: now go back and say that it fell and smashed.

    That way it is believable and you will have a recite to prove that you bought one:)
     
  16. spaceinvader

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    this would work fine in the UK, supermarkets always replace stuff that clumsy fuckers drop
     
  17. gonzomcribbinz

    gonzomcribbinz Regular Member

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    How is it that the term "Black Hat" gets entangled with theft so much on this forum?
     
  18. thomas

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    This wont work at all where I am, if I broke a bottle from mistake in the market I have to pay for it,simple as that, even if wasn't my intention to buy, I have to pay because I broke it.

    Anyways, You should PAY for Absolut Vodka, is one of the wonders ever invented, I always have a bottle of this at home, goes well with tomato juice or you can opt for Absolut Citron which also rocks and worth every penny you pay for, don't be cheap when it comes to Absolut:D
     
  19. The OA

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    Even better, just don't be cheap with ANY liquor. Don't ever except lower grade liquor.

    Most places I know of would say that you dropped it after you purchased it, so it's no longer in the seller's hands.

    Might work for other non-alcoholic things.
     
  20. shm03

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    This would never ever work, the guy at the counter would just say tough luck.