1. This site uses cookies. By continuing to use this site, you are agreeing to our use of cookies. Learn More.

YOUR BUSINESS CARD IS CRAP this dude is hilarious

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by LoboRsxS, Apr 23, 2009.

  1. LoboRsxS

    LoboRsxS Regular Member

    Joined:
    Mar 25, 2009
    Messages:
    360
    Likes Received:
    121
    • Thanks Thanks x 4
  2. professional20

    professional20 Power Member

    Joined:
    Oct 6, 2008
    Messages:
    782
    Likes Received:
    1,091
    Occupation:
    Black Hat Marketing
    Location:
    New York City
    WOW!! lol that was type funny actually!! :D
     
  3. MrsE

    MrsE BANNED BANNED

    Joined:
    Nov 7, 2008
    Messages:
    670
    Likes Received:
    875
    He is WAYYYYY to excited about that Business Card!!! lol...

    Awesome video though!! hahaha lolz
     
  4. affigold

    affigold BANNED BANNED

    Joined:
    Nov 14, 2008
    Messages:
    103
    Likes Received:
    13
    some people take business cards so seriously , but no one takes it more serious than this dude.
     
  5. omnipotentq

    omnipotentq Junior Member

    Joined:
    Jul 18, 2008
    Messages:
    154
    Likes Received:
    52
    Occupation:
    Self-employed for the most part
    Location:
    Central VA
    That turned out better than I thought. I'd like to know where he got that card done at, though.
     
  6. 19w08

    19w08 Guest

    That dude is a f*ckin moron.
     
  7. LoboRsxS

    LoboRsxS Regular Member

    Joined:
    Mar 25, 2009
    Messages:
    360
    Likes Received:
    121
    lol. his cockiness is so funny :1244:
     
  8. westee

    westee Registered Member

    Joined:
    Jul 14, 2008
    Messages:
    79
    Likes Received:
    29
    Occupation:
    Lo.okin at it..+(medium size producer)
    Location:
    ~~\(o.O)/~~
    hmm.

    magicians are fun...but practical...

    the only illusion.isyourown
     
  9. bavahz

    bavahz Registered Member

    Joined:
    Nov 26, 2008
    Messages:
    65
    Likes Received:
    103
    Occupation:
    marketing rep
    Location:
    Milwaukee area
    Joel Bauer is a BIG DOG running with the likes of Anthony Robbins, Mark Victor Hansen, Robert Allen,Jay Abraham,Schefren, Lakhani,etc.
    He' s getting Thousands$$ for his seminars.
    His is a magician and persuasion expert.
    You should check his stuff out.
    Really quite good but, very pricey.Amazon has his book.

    "Twenty million people have experienced Joel's traffic-stopping presentations for organizations such as 3M, Canon, General Motors, IBM, Intel, Mitsubishi, Motorola, Panasonic, and Philips. Joel has appeared on numerous television shows on ABC, CBS, NBC, CNBC, CNN, and FOX. He is co-author of "How to Persuade People Who Don't Want To Be Persuaded" which is the topic of our show together.'
     
  10. the_punisher

    the_punisher Power Member

    Joined:
    Feb 6, 2008
    Messages:
    506
    Likes Received:
    115
    25 years to design a business card.... what a waste of a life :/
     
  11. cashdoctor

    cashdoctor Junior Member

    Joined:
    Sep 17, 2008
    Messages:
    110
    Likes Received:
    8
    That is a nice biz card
     
  12. fabio

    fabio Regular Member

    Joined:
    Oct 10, 2008
    Messages:
    234
    Likes Received:
    80
    My thoughts, exactly. I guess I'm not going to be doing anything else for the next 25 years (woohooo).

     
  13. jimbobo2779

    jimbobo2779 Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

    Joined:
    Sep 17, 2008
    Messages:
    3,247
    Likes Received:
    2,397
    Occupation:
    Software Engineer
    Location:
    UK
    Home Page:
    Wow I had never heard of joel bauer and to be honest I found him strangely interesting lol. Didn't quite get his enthusiasm about business cards but I wanted to watch more lol.

    Do these guys really charge that much for seminars though? My dad was well into all these self help / motivational speaking seminars but it just all seemed pretty obvious stuff like take action if you want the reward.

    Jim
     
  14. DrJekyll

    DrJekyll Senior Member Premium Member

    Joined:
    Aug 2, 2007
    Messages:
    831
    Likes Received:
    697
    Location:
    1-9 for your Keyword goodluck
    I would keep the card just to show people how much this moron spent on a business card, [but that would get it into more peoples hand, with people calling you a moron]
     
  15. kitasch

    kitasch Newbie

    Joined:
    Feb 26, 2009
    Messages:
    13
    Likes Received:
    0
    it looks like a drinks coaster
     
  16. westee

    westee Registered Member

    Joined:
    Jul 14, 2008
    Messages:
    79
    Likes Received:
    29
    Occupation:
    Lo.okin at it..+(medium size producer)
    Location:
    ~~\(o.O)/~~
    k, so.wtf.ubknotdef,-9-0.o...posting gib to me...sorry...dont give a fuck if you are Eminem...im still white...and so are you.........dont give a fuck if you are Slug...im still white and so is he....dont give a fuck if you r Kayne.......im black and so is she.....dont give a damn if she fucks sand ni%#@A s w/e

    no matter what color you shit...better be BhW.
     
  17. DchozN

    DchozN BANNED BANNED

    Joined:
    Feb 4, 2009
    Messages:
    37
    Likes Received:
    61
    "...Silian braille..."
     
  18. callmelucid

    callmelucid Regular Member

    Joined:
    Feb 15, 2009
    Messages:
    487
    Likes Received:
    446
    if it didnt fit in my wallet, i would throw it away...

    also if it didnt fit in his wallet, where does he keep it?

    this guy is a tool. i hate the way he talks
     
  19. vegasvillan

    vegasvillan Regular Member

    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2009
    Messages:
    406
    Likes Received:
    511
    Location:
    NYC
    thats funny cuz Im designing a biz card right now....I would use his card to break weed up on...thats about it....lol
     
  20. BrianO

    BrianO Junior Member

    Joined:
    Apr 13, 2009
    Messages:
    173
    Likes Received:
    9
    good video bro...nice upload...i will also make one biz card soon....and will be uploading to you all...:)...i hope many might be sending it now?;)