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Your Adscend Media Application

Discussion in 'Black Hat SEO' started by mrjamez, Oct 16, 2012.

  1. mrjamez

    mrjamez Junior Member

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    Dear james,

    We regret to inform you that we have chosen not to accept your application to become a publisher. Your application did not contain enough information about your planned promotional methods.
    If you would like to provide us with additional info about your marketing methods, please feel free to reply to this email.

    Thank you for your interest,
    The Adscend Media Teamhmm what a bummer...
     
  2. hardcorebiker

    hardcorebiker Jr. VIP Jr. VIP

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    Just mention that u will be using PPC/seo/media buy methods to drive traffic...In short just write a 200 word promotional strategy. They will be impressed and approve you. If they still dont accept just call them up and explain the stuff
     
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  3. dubious

    dubious Regular Member

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    "Dear Adscend Media,

    This is certainly disappointing, I was planning to create a silo structured web page with cross promotion of YouTube videos, Blogging platforms and social media to funnel traffic to this web page to maximise targeted conversion.
    My initial feasibility analysis notifies me that a campaign of 4-6 weeks to ongoing will provide the necessary conversion for this to be self-sufficient.

    Cross-Promotion of all media collateral such as embedded videos, embedded tweets, meta-referential guest articles etc would build authority across all platforms. With this manner of traffic and promotion, I felt adscend media's content locking method would be the best monetization available for upselling my content offerings, utilising functions such as blog series and playlists to get engaged users to want 'more' content of the serialization, leading to converts based on your platforms monetization model.

    Since I have been reject, pleased find attached a photo of my penis, availble in both landscape and portrait,

    Yours Sincerely,
    James "
     
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  4. mrjamez

    mrjamez Junior Member

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    I think i will leave the pic of my penis out and see how it goes, if i get rejected again i will surely add both landscape and portrait versions of my tackle. never know it might help haha
     
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    Ha ha, nice one, I love it.
     
  6. lifestyle

    lifestyle BANNED BANNED

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    you can talk to them at phone it will be a better chance to get approved.
     
  7. turbohacker

    turbohacker Regular Member

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    :lmao:

    Go with this :)
     
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  8. mrjamez

    mrjamez Junior Member

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    I did actually reply with that statement lets see what they say when they reply be interesting. Obv not not the penis bit HAHA...
     
  9. idealu

    idealu Jr. VIP Jr. VIP

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    Try to call them, most of the times you will get accepted.
     
  10. Beautea

    Beautea Newbie

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    BWAHAHAHA dick picture.:p