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You think ya'lls laws are crazy, check out texas laws

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  1. dizz

    dizz Elite Member

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    Hello,

    As we have been reminded, we need to say where we copied and pasted from.... And since this time, we actually know where it came from, here is website we got it off of if you want to see other stupid laws from other states.

    http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/texas


    Now here we gooooooooooooooo.

    20.003. Weather Modification and Control Grant ProgramThe department shall develop and administer a program awarding matching grants to political subdivisions of this state for weather modification and control.
    Added by Acts 2001, 77th Leg., ch. 376, � 2.01, eff. Sept. 1, 2001.

    {Now is that something that we should be paying our tax dollars for??? Fuck I bet mother nature is pissed! LMAO}



    CHAPTER 43. PUBLIC INDECENCY SUBCHAPTER B. OBSCENITY
    � 43.21. Definitions
    (a) In this subchapter:
    (1) "Obscene" means material or a performance that:
    (A) the average person, applying contemporary community standards, would find that taken as a whole appeals to the prurient interest in sex;
    (B) depicts or describes:
    (i) patently offensive representations or descriptions of ultimate sexual acts, normal or perverted, actual or simulated, including sexual intercourse, sodomy, and sexual bestiality; or
    (ii) patently offensive representations or descriptions of masturbation, excretory functions, sadism, masochism, lewd exhibition of the genitals, the male or female genitals in a state of sexual stimulation or arousal, covered male genitals in a discernibly turgid state or a device designed and marketed as useful primarily for stimulation of the human genital organs; and
    (C) taken as a whole, lacks serious literary, artistic, political, and scientific value.
    (2) "Material" means anything tangible that is capable of being used or adapted to arouse interest, whether through the medium of reading, observation, sound, or in any other manner, but does not include an actual three dimensional obscene device.
    (3) "Performance" means a play, motion picture, dance, or other exhibition performed before an audience.
    (4) "Patently offensive" means so offensive on its face as to affront current community standards of decency.
    (5) "Promote" means to manufacture, issue, sell, give, provide, lend, mail, deliver, transfer, transmit, publish, distribute, circulate, disseminate, present, exhibit, or advertise, or to offer or agree to do the same.
    (6) "Wholesale promote" means to manufacture, issue, sell, provide, mail, deliver, transfer, transmit, publish, distribute, circulate, disseminate, or to offer or agree to do the same for purpose of resale.
    (7) "Obscene device" means a device including a dildo or artificial vagina, designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs.
    (b) If any of the depictions or descriptions of sexual conduct described in this section are declared by a court of competent jurisdiction to be unlawfully included herein, this declaration shall not invalidate this section as to other patently offensive sexual conduct included herein.
    Acts 1973, 63rd Leg., p. 883, ch. 399, � 1, eff. Jan. 1, 1974. Amended by Acts 1975, 64th Leg., p. 372, ch. 163, � 1, eff. Sept. 1, 1975; Acts 1979, 66th Leg., p. 1974, ch. 778, � 1, eff. Sept. 1, 1979; Acts 1993, 73rd Leg., ch. 900, � 1.01, eff. Sept. 1, 1994.
    � 43.23. Obscenity
    (a) A person commits an offense if, knowing its content and character, he wholesale promotes or possesses with intent to wholesale promote any obscene material or obscene device.
    (b) An offense under Subsection (a) is a state jail felony.
    (c) A person commits an offense if, knowing its content and character, he:
    (1) promotes or possesses with intent to promote any obscene material or obscene device; or
    (2) produces, presents, or directs an obscene performance or participates in a portion thereof that is obscene or that contributes to its obscenity.
    (d) An offense under Subsection (c) is a Class A misdemeanor.
    (e) A person who promotes or wholesale promotes obscene material or an obscene device or possesses the same with intent to promote or wholesale promote it in the course of his business is presumed to do so with knowledge of its content and character.
    (f) A person who possesses six or more obscene devices or identical or similar obscene articles is presumed to possess them with intent to promote the same.:eek:
    (g) It is an affirmative defense to prosecution under this section that the person who possesses or promotes material or a device proscribed by this section does so for a bona fide medical, psychiatric, judicial, legislative, or law enforcement purpose.
    Acts 1973, 63rd Leg., p. 883, ch. 399, � 1, eff. Jan. 1, 1974. Amended by Acts 1979, 66th Leg., p. 1975, ch. 778, � 2, eff. Sept. 1, 1979; Acts 1993, 73rd Leg., ch. 900, � 1.01, eff. Sept. 1, 1994.




    {OMG!!! I am going to jail!!!!!! Look at the bolded section}
     
  2. xplicit

    xplicit BANNED BANNED

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    LMAO

    What the hell is a SIP of beer.... Too funny

    OMG, Just seen this one so had to edit.

    In Dallas It's illegal to possess realistic dildos.

    I bet the women are PISSED :D


    The more I read these, the more I realize that they are all BS
     
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  3. dizz

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    Yeah, well... I think that law was modified because I recently bought a realistic one... LOL... Plus I think more women like the vibes anyways... LMAO.....
     
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    If you think that's crazy, ... you should try Singapore for size! :)
     
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    what's really interesting is that state and federal laws say it's perfectly acceptable to air tv shows featuring degenerates forcing themselves on women. but those same laws say that it's wrong/immoral/obscene to show two people consenting to physical relations.

    rape/violence/killing=good.
    sex/porn/nudity=bad.
     
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    Some of those laws are too funny!
     
  8. dizz

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    hey guys, why dont you post funny and crazy laws from where yall are from?