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You live in the "US and A" when...

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by kelso, Oct 23, 2011.

  1. kelso

    kelso Regular Member

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    YOU LIVE IN CALIFORNIA WHEN

    1. You make over $250,000 and you still can't afford to buy a house.
    2. The high school quarterback calls a time-out to answer his cell phone.
    3. The fastest part of your commute is going down your driveway.
    4. You know how to eat an artichoke.
    5. You drive to your neighborhood block party.
    6. Someone asks you how far away something is, you tell them how long it will take to get there rather than how many miles away it is.

    YOU LIVE IN NEW YORK WHEN

    1. You say "the city" and expect everyone to know you mean Manhattan.
    2. You have never been to the Statue of Liberty.
    3. You can get into a 4-hour argument about how to get from Columbus Circle to Battery Park, but can't find Wisconsin on a map.
    4. You think Central Park is "nature."
    5. You believe that being able to swear at people in their own language makes you multilingual.
    6. You've worn out a car horn.
    7 You think eye contact is an act of aggression.

    YOU LIVE IN ALASKA WHEN

    1. You only have four spices: salt, pepper, ketchup and Tabasco.
    2. Halloween costumes fit over parkas.
    3. You have more than one recipe for moose.
    4. Sexy lingerie is anything flannel with less than eight buttons.
    5. The four seasons are: winter, still winter, almost winter, and construction.

    YOU LIVE IN THE DEEP SOUTH WHEN

    1. You get a movie and bait in the same store.
    2. "Ya'll" is singular and "all ya'll" is plural.
    3. After fifteen years you still hear, "You ain't from 'round here, are ya?"
    4. "He needed killin'" is a valid defense.
    5. Everyone has 2 first names.


    YOU LIVE IN COLORADO WHEN
    1. You carry your $3,000 mountain bike atop your $500 car.
    2. You tell your husband to pick up Granola on his way home, and he stops at the Day Care Center.
    3. A pass does not involve a football or dating.
    4. The top of your head is bald, but you still have a ponytail.

    YOU LIVE IN THE MIDWEST WHEN

    1. You've never met any celebrities, but the mayor knows your name.
    2. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor.
    3. You have had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" on the same day.
    4. You end sentences with a preposition: "Where's my coat at?"
    5. When asked how your trip was to any exotic place, you say, "It was different! "


    YOU LIVE IN FLORIDA WHEN
    1. You eat dinner at 3:15 in the afternoon.
    2. All purchases include a coupon of some kind -- even houses and cars.
    3. Everyone can recommend an excellent dermatologist.
    4. Road construction never ends anywhere in the state.
    5. Cars in front of you are often driven by headless people
    6. You don't know how to vote

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  2. bk071

    bk071 Jr. Executive VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    You create threads like this when:

    You love copy pasting xD

    @OP: No offense intended but it would be better if you could give the original author/site a credit :)
     
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  3. kelso

    kelso Regular Member

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    lol good stuff. Some of it is true. xD
     
  5. TNphoneman

    TNphoneman Senior Member

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    That last line for Alaska is wrong... there are only 2 seasons. This winter and next winter.
     
  6. kelso

    kelso Regular Member

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    You are saying there are 2, this says there are 4 but overall - all six of them are all winters :D
     
  7. Roparadise

    Roparadise BANNED BANNED

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    I live in the deep south and none of that is true for me. I only hear rednecks saying ya'll,and then only a few of them say that.
     
  8. ToryFX

    ToryFX Newbie

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    Was 33F last night, it got up to 80F today.

    Nothing like a ~50F degree change in 12 hours... Lol.