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You live in a house without a vacuum cleaner, what do you do?

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by Ste Fishkin, Mar 31, 2017.

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Whats the best strategy

  1. Swing low over the toilet

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  2. Stand high in the shower

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  1. Ste Fishkin

    Ste Fishkin Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    Tonights friday threads are disapointing, so it's man scaping time.

    Do I do it in the shower and clean all the hair out of the plug, or do I crouch over the toilet and pick up the bits that miss by hand.

    What would you do?
     
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  2. VeeGeeN

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    Carrier bag. Put both feet in each loop. Legs apart to ensure all the bag is used. Manscape.

    I prefer the 10p Tesco version. Every little helps..
     
  3. HallLiz

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    Stand over newspaper.
     
  4. AryabhattZero

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    Go out of your house and do it, problem solved.
     
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  7. Ste Fishkin

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    Instructions unclear, no eyebrows remain

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  8. AryabhattZero

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    fun
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  10. skaru

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    I've been a baldie for ~7 years and I've never used a vacuum cleaner nor have I ever heard of anybody who'd do it that way. Just do the thing over a sink and then throw the lot in the toilet.
     
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    just let that shit grow, all mine is around 4 inches now
     
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    Yep same here, you can then sell it for $$$$ and buy yourself a sexy Ungagged ticket.
     
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    I di......


    Yeah, Thats what I want.
     
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    Toilet, EZ. Use an electric razor NEW META.
     
  16. pressrelease

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    i will ask my dishwasher to the cleaning as well. :p:p:p:p