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You Know You’re An Internet Marketer When…

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  1. J0kerz

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    You Know You're An Internet Marketer When...



    • You send your kids their allowance by Paypal.
    • Your Mom asks you to email her your children's Christmas gift wishlist and you embed it with affiliate links.
    • You check domain name availability before naming your kids.
    • You go to work in your underwear.
    • You have trouble explaining to your friends what "you do."
    • Everybody else is looking for a job and you're trying to get rid of yours
    • The neighbors think you're into something illegal when they observe you not going to work but having all the trappings of success.
    • Every item at your garage sale ends with a ‘7.'
    • You add three ps's to an email to your mother.
    • Your wife accuse you to be cheating on her with Alexa.
    • You make a lot of money spending max 1 hour per day in front of your PC.
    • You do your work in the toilet
    • You wake up on midnight and then your body opens PayPal automatically like a bots, ignoring your wife's bulging eyes
    How would you answer this question?
     
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  2. Blare

    Blare Regular Member

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    Haha so true.
     
  3. tacopalypse

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    when you have an equal probability of being awake during any hour of the day. :D
     
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  4. BENNY8877

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    This is Gold
     
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    lmao @ explaining to your friends 'what you do'
     
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    The look on their faces sometimes is like explaining rocket science lol Everytime I mention what I do people kind of get confused looks and say "oh that's interesting". :p The conversations usually stop there. lol

    You know you're an internet marketer when you pay your rent through paypal. Sounds weird, but I've seriously done it. My landlord and I never saw eachother but both had paypal so it was easy. Everything was documented electronically too. :)
     
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    When you announce the birth of your child as a "New Product Launch". :D
     
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  8. Quo_Vadiz

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    just awesome

    You have trouble explaining to your friends what "you do."

    its happens to me all the time... i still dont have the right answer lol
     
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  9. J0kerz

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    When I had sex with my girlfriend tonight and realized that this is one of the things I dont want to outsource. :D
     
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    lol! hahaha! =) nice thread! so true!
     
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    When you are worried more getting banned from your cpa network than getting caught cheating on your girlfriend
     
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  12. unzero

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    Yes, explaining it to other people is impossible. I nowadays say - "I'm an Internet Entrepreneur" and if they ask what exactly. Then I just tell them various projects and it is too complex to explain. It usually works.

    You know you're an internet marketer when you go to expensive restaurant and you ask "Do you accept Paypal?"
     
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    lmao at the cheating with alexa :D

    how bout this one: when you send spam to your friends cell phone
     
  14. J0kerz

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    HAHA I like!
     
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    Every item at your garage sale ends with a ‘7.’

    don´t understand that! please explain further
     
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    Yep I think we have us a new method :) jk
     
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    cuz everyone sells stuff for $47 $77 $97 and so on
     
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    When you've thought about different ways to monetize Justin Bieber and tried at least one.
     
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    You know you're an internet marketer when you take a post like this and bundle it up into a nice little pdf file and throw it up for sale at DP.
     
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