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You know you are a BlackHat when ...

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by alexaassassin, Jul 15, 2009.

  1. alexaassassin

    alexaassassin Registered Member

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    1. Cries for help and "how do I make money?" are like ... so annoying.

    2. When you have a sketchy purchase via eGay, you send an
    empty envelope with a tracking number and ruin any Gaypal dispute attempt
    ...relist the item if they do it ...or send it in 45 days if they don't.

    3. You start to write a post, responding to a legitimate question that
    has been asked and answered 50 times in the last 3 months ...and one
    sentence into it, you just abort your attempt instead of wasting your
    time because you know your advice won't be followed anyway.

    4. If you had a dime for every "Guaranteed Online Income" product
    that you've seen going for over $100 ... you'd never need one.

    5. When you're at your friends and he shows you his porn collection,
    you think about how long it would take you to upload it all to a pay-per-download site, how many downloads that content could generate,
    and how many dollars you'd get .... and that is what gets you hard.

    6. Your friend thinks he's cool because he has 3 email accounts and a Youtube.
    You have 33,000 email accounts and have only had 3 YouTube accounts banned today.

    7. A 17 year old girl walks by you and your friend on the street.
    Your friend wants to get in her pants. You can't wait til she posts a video of herself on YouTube dancing in her undies so you can scrape it, multiply it, tag it and push the cc hornies to your offers with it.

    8. You know: There's No Business Like HO Business.

    9. You wonder how long the next power outtage in Manilla, Phillipines will last - you have shit that needs to be done!

    10. You've consistently earned more money since you got banned from Warrior Forum and stopped wasting so much time there.

    ADDED BY Team Zissou:
    11. When you see a product on DP's B/S/T section and immediately come here to get your own "review copy"

    ADDED BY Swinter84
    12. You know you're blackhat when you think of ways to monetize a family members death. Even more so when you outsource those deaths...
     
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  2. zensiq

    zensiq Junior Member

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    Good Stuff :)
     
  3. Team Zissou

    Team Zissou Registered Member

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    Good going!

    11. When you see a product on DP's B/S/T section and immediately come here to get your own "review copy" ;)
     
  4. voidale

    voidale Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    haha yea nice man I liked it ;)
     
  5. swinter84

    swinter84 Junior Member

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    Nice

    12. You know you're blackhat when you think of ways to monetize a family members death. Even more so when you outsource those deaths...
     
  6. Sanitarium

    Sanitarium Regular Member

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    I guess making love to your eyes since you're read
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    13. ... you don't find it pathetic that your buddy keeps girls used panties, but rather think he will be outsourcing for you soon without even knowing.
     
  7. Knoxgates

    Knoxgates Supreme Member

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    14:..You know you're blackhat when your Affiliate Manager Calls you and asks about your promotional methods.
     
  8. cool0403

    cool0403 BANNED BANNED

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    hey yea that is very very true though. Shit why buy at DP's when you can get it for free here and better.
     
  9. gbmack

    gbmack Power Member

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    Shouldn't #4 be "If you had a dime for every 'Guaranteed Online Income' product
    that you've seen going for over $100 ... you'd be richer than Bill Gates"
     
  10. etype

    etype Newbie

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    Thanks a lot alexaassassin for this. Had a good laugh, although #5 really isn't that far away from the truth for me :laughing:
     
  11. blackhatcatz

    blackhatcatz Power Member

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    9 is correct. lol. it happens rarely though. :D not sure about the provinces
     
  12. teenmoney

    teenmoney Regular Member

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    hahaha I like it. #6 is good. All my friends are like dude I have 6 email accounts. lol I just laugh.