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You Have Got to Be Freaking Kidding Me

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by Reaver, Aug 11, 2016.

  1. Reaver

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    This woman claims she was raped by a Pokemon Go character.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...l-reality-game-detected-creature-bedroom.html

    She said she was playing the game before she fell asleep. She woke up and found a giant Pokemon on top of her. It was raping her.

    Apparently the Pokemon Go app detected a Pokemon in her bedroom. She used this as proof to try to convince her husband and the police what happened.

    Her husband didn't believe her.

    She told the police and they told her to seek psychiatric help.

    I have lost the ability to even.
     
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    She a Pokemon ho
     
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    yeh that game is so realistic, maybe she should stop smoking those morocan woodbines
     
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    Its some pretty crazy people on Earth. :)
     
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    maybe she masturbates, while playing that game, :oops:
     
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  7. Reaver

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    Is anyone else wondering which Pokemon it was?
     
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    lucky pokemon...where is her room, need to take some score in pokemon game
     
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    sure you haven't read it wrong and it's not poke your mom
     
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    LOL, well you know better than me in that
     
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    I always thought Squirtle sounded like a dirty bastard.

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    Either that or it was @pewep on one of his Astral jaunts.
     
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    Suspect #1.
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    Suspect #2.
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    watched too much "roger rabbit"
     
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    It was that goddamn Onyx.

    Could you imagine?...
     
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    Turns out it was a charmander (saw the exact story on twitter and thats the pokemon that was in the pic).
     
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    Well now I can. o_O

    Pretty sure that's gonna stay with me for a while.
     
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    presented without comment
    (bars added to obscure identifying features, couldn't tell which were the important ones)​

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    I've been saving this meme for just this moment......

















































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    Could also be snorlax. Rumor has it, that beast is a ladies man.

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    The life-sized, stuffed version at least.