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You Can't Read These and Stay In a Bad Mood - YOU WILL CRACK A SMILE!

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by KraftyKyle, Jun 6, 2011.

  1. KraftyKyle

    KraftyKyle Jr. Executive VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    I wasn't in a very good mood throughout the day. I came home kind of bummed out and I was browsing old folders and found this email dated 2004. Since the title was "you can't read these and stay in a bad mood" I figured I'd give it a look. Some of these I've heard, but some of them I got a good smile from. If you're having a bad day or even if you're in a good mood, I hope you enjoy this:

    1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
    Unique Up On It.


    2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
    Tame Way. Unique Up On It.


    3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
    They Take The Psycho Path.


    4. How Do You Get Holy Water ?

    You Boil The Hell Out Of It.


    5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
    Dam!


    6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
    Polaroid's


    7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
    A Stick


    8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
    Nacho Cheese


    9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
    Subordinate Clauses


    10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
    Quattro Sinko...


    11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?

    Spoiled Milk


    12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?

    Frostbite


    13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?

    A Nervous Wreck


    14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
    Anyone Can Roast Beef. Can you pea soup?


    15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
    Right Where You Left Him.


    16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
    Because They Have Big Fingers


    17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
    Because It Scares The Dog.


    18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
    Sanka.


    19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover ?!
    The Location Of The Dirt Bag.


    20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
    Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.


    21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
    A Bad Golfer Goes: Whack, Dang!
    A Bad Skydiver Goes: Dang! Whack!


    22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?
    Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer


    Now, admit it. At least one of these made you smile.

    :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
     
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  2. shadowfax

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    yeah few of them were funny..thanks for sharing
     
  3. webworld99

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    lol. who got the time to come up with this stuff? Well i got a few more twitter posts. lol
     
  4. safeplants

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    I lol'd
     
  5. jcrewguy

    jcrewguy Newbie

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    nice list!