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You can call me mid-15th century Jesus because I just keep getting more followers.

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  1. unmichael

    unmichael Registered Member

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    You can call me mid-15th century Jesus because I just keep getting more followers. Alternatively you can call me modern science.

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    What's up, i've been gaining a lot of followers recently but It's just not as fast as I want to gain them. Is anyone looking for some shameless plugs trading? I have about 6k followers right now which I gained through a few weeks.

    I'm greedy, but I also think I'm smart. Promotions to other BHW members won't hurt the community or income's it will just create a larger following for BHW's instagrams. So post here if you want to do some promotions for each other?

    My Kik is: UnMichael
    Instagram: UnMichael
     
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    You're a mid-15th century Jesus.
     
  5. unmichael

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    That was just a joke.

    Anyways, Shameless plugs anyone?
     
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    this is not the section for jokes hommie...
     
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    I would like to see you work "you can call me mid 15th century Jesus" into a rap lyric.
     
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    You're a mid-15th century Jackass.
     
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    Oh so you come from a bygone era...;)

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    I always assume people that self-reference themselves as Jesus in any way to be kind of looney. And not "looney-ha-ha", but more like "Looney-Charles-Manson". Plus if my half-assed education serves me correctly, but mid-15th century, failing to "follow" Jesus was punishable by all manner of gruesome dissections and what-not. OP paints a picture of Jesus-the-15th-century-Pied-Piper instead of Jesus, that dude that will cut your belly open and let your bowels splash down onto the ground. So, sorry OP but you FAIL at your feeble attempt at both humor and appearing to be well-educated. It's more like psuedo-humor and a fail at appearing erudite, along with clashy centered font, will IDK maybe OP gains followers by annoying people?
     
  12. unmichael

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    That font was a tad clashy (which isn't a word by the way). Also I knew that not believing in Christianity (Catholicism post-1514) was punishable because of the clergy controlled society that dominated the time period before the protestant reformation, that's why it makes so much sense because so many people followed him during this time period. I apologize for you not thinking it was funny. I'll try to aim my humor at people who have half-assed educations.
     
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    so what ? #LOL
     
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    You do realize this is the 21st century right..?
     
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    So whats the big Deal?? We are in the 21st century and you are still sleeping in 15th century. Wake up old man. This section is not got for trolling.
     
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    Wow... weirdest post I've read here in the past few days, even beats the wacky Nigerian spammer ones... You sir are in dire need of "assistance", preferably the medical kind!
     
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    OMFG!!

    The guy made a silly reference to illustrate his success at gaining mass Instagram followers, Go Figure!!

    Now please can we get back to the point.

    Yes I too have noticed an issue with Instagram, I seem to be hitting capture much more regular.
     
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