Yo think I'll get hired? (My Resume)

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  1. SpellZ

    SpellZ Regular Member

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    This is what I send out:

     
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  2. Zak_A

    Zak_A Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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  3. SpellZ

    SpellZ Regular Member

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    I was thinking taking the job of Matt Cutts:confused:
     
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    Zak_A Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    That was smart, they'll sure kick him off and hire you right away once they read this !

    But maybe you missed one essential point to show that you definitely qualify for his job :

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    • Talking shit.
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  5. _Chip_

    _Chip_ Senior Member

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    nice SHIT man! :p
     
  6. Stalli0n

    Stalli0n Junior Member

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    I would definitely hire you.
     
  7. BENNY8877

    BENNY8877 Supreme Member

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    I think that you forgot to add your Special Weapons skills and your Martial Arts training.
     
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    angrish10 Junior Member

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    come on BHW...its time to get the "DISLIKE" button
     
  9. Zak_A

    Zak_A Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    come on BHW...its time to get a sense of humor.
     
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  10. bingading

    bingading Registered Member

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    You are the man for the flippin job, because your good at lot of shit! id hire you... :D
     
  11. ronywilliam

    ronywilliam Senior Member

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    exactly the kinda ppl we need in sales! :p
     
  12. angrish10

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    I m into IM dude...ppl like u dont annoy me :)
    Nxt thing BHW shud bring is an "IGNORE" button
     
  13. Dominion

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    @OP I would hire you as the president of the states
     
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    nanotechno Junior Member

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    Nice! Are you applying for a position as CEN?...Chief Executive *****!
     
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    teeniegenie Supreme Member

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    Bow skills...those are the best

     
  16. Dominion

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    In your case BHW needs an EPIC FAIL button

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    desfigurel Junior Member

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    Yeah, saw this mock CV on reddit a few months ago...still funny as shit though :D
     
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    This is the Orignal Cover Letter, Read it again, Yeah still Damn funny :D

    @OP it might have taken alot of time to write this :p

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    loved the pic :D
    is that all u do btw :p
     
  20. Zak_A

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    @angrish10 : We are all in IM y'know. But this is the "lounge" section of BHW.
    Now stop trolling and hating, you're just making yourself more ridiculous each time.
     
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