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YES, YES, YES - You should buy Jr.VIP RIGHT NOW

Discussion in 'Making Money' started by ScribScribScrib, Apr 2, 2018.

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Why are you Jr VIP?

  1. Signature Space Utilization

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  2. Renting Out Your Signature Space.

    12.4%
  3. Renting Other People’s Signature Space.

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  4. Review Copies.

    18.9%
  5. Hidden Subforums.

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  6. Buried Gems.

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  7. Blackhat Sales Threads.

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  8. Warm Fuzzy Feelings.

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  9. I'm an Outsider

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  10. I've purchased VIP after reading this thread

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  1. ScribScribScrib

    ScribScribScrib Jr. VIP Jr. VIP

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    NOTE TO MODS: This is a genuine money making method, so please read the post in its entirety before flinging it to the lounge.

    I can't go one fucking day on this forum without inevitably stumbling upon any of the following iterations of the same question 'should i buy jr.vip' 'is jr vip worth?' 'jr.vip 100$ too much?' and so on and so forth.
    And at first, I was like 'yo, people have an intrinsic right to ask questions, right? Who the fuck am I to judge them for it?!'
    After months of silent stoicism, i just can't keep my mouth shut anymore because to me, if you just use one IOTA of common sense, this popular inquiry would answer itself in 0,1 fucking millisecond.

    I'm probably overestimating the amount, let me correct myself, LESS than 0,1 fucking millisecond.
    To convince even the most hardened of disbelievers, I'm gonna make this task as hard on me as I possibly can.

    Why?
    Because, even if outside appearances are totally skewed in the 'i really don't need or want jr.vip' direction, it is STILL the RIGHT choice for ANY forum member over 100 posts.

    ANY FORUM MEMBER – get that between your fucking ears.

    To do this, let's set up some precedents:

    1) You don't give a shit about the value, staff, volunteers of BHW

    A completely fair point, many would audibly scold you for it, but I get your viewpoint.
    You're a hoarder and not a giver. You don't see a reason to give back, fuck the staff and fuck BHW, right?
    As I said, I get your side and while I do disagree with the gist of your thoughts, I accept it as a valid reason of why NOT to opt for a Jr.VIP subscription.

    2) 100$(125$ for Europeans liek me :() is a lot of money

    I disagree but fuck my opinion, some people simply can't afford to lose out on a 100 bucks. I understand that notion completely and I accept it as another tipping point for side NO.

    3) Jr.VIP's themselves often complain about the lack of subsistence in the secret VIP forum

    While I can't speak too openly about it (against the rules) I do agree that up until this date, any attempts at rejuvenating that forum have been unsuccessful and it mostly remains a barren wasteland.
    @Sherb did provide some traction with his 'hunger games' (can't go into detail, sorry) but it was just a temporary blip.

    Another point for you.

    4) I don't use BHW all that much, no reason to have it

    Another solid point, why be a part of something, if you can't make full use of it? Seems redundant.

    5) I don't even have a fucking website, much less a project, I don't even know why the fuck I'm here

    Fair enough, man, fair enough.

    I can't think of anymore. If anyone has any other arguments, please post them down below and I'll address them separately.

    On to my constructive:

    1) You don't need to give a shit about any of them

    The reason why I want you to become a Jr.VIP is not to show loyalty, respect or any of that other bullshit but simply because it is a very PROFITABLE business investment.

    Profitable how?

    a) Signatures

    @t0mmy recently asked for sigs from jr.vips that have 1+ year on the forum and 1k+ posts.
    How much was he paying? 200$ a month for your entire banner.
    200 fucking dollars for just a month, that's a 2400% ROI for doing NOTHING (shitposting included) if you're a senior member.
    But let's get real, you're not a senior member, you're just a guy that sometimes reads the forums, posts once in a blue moon and isn't that known by other members.
    Fair enough, but here's the thing: Even the lowest of the low, reputation wise, get paid 10$ a line and 25-30$ for a banner.

    As I said, even if you're braindamaged, you'll at least get 25$ a month from your sig, GUARANTEED.
    That's an easy 300% ROI just for being a Jr.VIP.

    And just you wait, it gets a lot better.

    b) Review Copies

    Ever wondered how a new BST gets 3000 reviews out of the blue? It's like wow dude, you post your BST and hand out 20 review copies in 20 minutes, what's your fucking TAT?
    I wanna get in on that!
    THAT IS where the secret forums shine the most, THE FREE STUFF!!!

    Many sellers won't look kindly on me desecrating their service and all that goes into it (time, money, blood, sweat and tears..) by mockingly picturing it as a charity.
    I'm a seller myself so I empathize with the pain that goes with handing out tens of review copies and getting nada in return.

    Please abide by the rules and do give an honest review of the service that was kind enough to offer you their product for free – It helps both future customers and the seller himself, since he now can accurately pinpoint where he needs to work on to make his product even better.

    Better product=better marketplace=better BHW =better service=happy you.


    Conversely, sellers do have to understand that shops offer free samples for a reason, customers are more likely to open their wallets once they had a taste :) so it isn't all doom and gloom.

    c) Respect

    Might be a bit controversial but I don't give a shit. Chris Anderson Jones is situated in reality and he call a spade a fucking spade, right?

    I caught myself doing that inadvertently so there's definitely something to it:
    Jr.VIP's and other prominent members get better service, more respect and more bang for their buck in comparison to non-prominent members!!!

    Why?

    Your words now have a LOT more weight to them. If a newbie comes around and calls my service the best/worst of all times, nobody really give a shit, right? I mean it's a negative review, but common dude, you're a newbie, what do YOU know about ANYTHING?!

    But if a motherfucking vetted member of the forum, a jr.VIP with his big daddy blue badge of judgment, strikes you with a positive/negative review, it can turn your entire BST to shambles or it can make it flourish like you've never seen it grow before!

    That's why you'll see sellers licking the asshole out of many Jr.VIP's. I personally didn't engage in that, but as mentioned, I found myself a WHOLE LOT MORE INVESTED into making Jr.VIP's happy and keeping them that way.
    Here's the funny thing, there are many lurkers looming around and most of these lurkers are just a step away from registering and ordering.

    What these lurkers DON'T KNOW is that the difference between a Jr.VIP and a newbie is negligible – Just a hundred fucking bucks, but TO THEM, Jr.VIP's are fucking Gods.

    KEEP THAT IN MIND!!!

    2) The money might be hard to come by, BUT...

    Listen man, if someone came up to you and told you to put in 'money amount' and in a year you would at least get '3x money amount', you would tell him to fuck off, right? No such thing or method exists.
    How do the rich get rich? Yeah, it's a rigged game and yadda, yadda, yadda BUT you can start acting like a rich person, albeit on a smaller scale, today.

    It will not make you affluent, but it will at least not make you poorer.
    Hell, getting a Jr.VIP subscription might be the first of many great investments you'll make in your fucking career.
    It might be the one thing that will jump-start shit for you, have some gumption, if you can't believe, use logical deduction- I'm helping you as much as I can!
    To cut it short (I'm already over 1k sigh), rob a hooker, get a payday loan or steal from your friend, just get the fucking money and start earning*


    *Don't break the law, I'm only emphasizing the IMPORTANCE of acquiring the aforementioned currency amount


    3) The Jr.VIP forums might suck BUT

    There's a ton of value in there. The forums are almost a decade old and if you really dig in, there's always a thing or two to learn.

    As a standalone product, NO, the Jr.VIP forums on their own ARE NOT WORTH THE MONEY.

    Look at them as an addendum, a sort of free ebook you get when signing up.

    4) You don't need to use BHW to make a profit from it

    I mean let's be completely honest with one another, you lurk and spend far more time than you would like to, am I right?
    At least make some fucking money while doing it, get what I mean? Most signature renters are going to be happy with you posting two-three times a day and that doesn't take more than five minutes a day, does it?

    You got five minutes?

    5) I suspect you don't see any value BUT

    Alright, you got an account, you're here because you don't know what the fuck to do with yourself so you're just kinda loitering around, not really accomplishing anything in your life.
    You've basically devolved into being a waste of human air, did I catch that right?
    I was there my man, so no judgment from my side, and I do know how hard it can be to even budge an inch from that spot...

    I can only tell you one thing man, things aren't going to change, this world is only going to get more shitty the more you stay dormant- believe me, I've witnessed it with my own eyes and ears.
    Take this as an opportunity to gamble some money, make it a game- A 100$ for a chance to win a whole lot more.

    Or don't. Stay where you are, let spiders weave their webs around you, let them suffocate you, consuming your essence while at it.

    Can you really not buy Jr.VIP after such a post? :p

    btw, I do not get anything out of this, not affiliated with BHW, its owner or any of the staff working/volunteering here.

    Do feel free to send me an affiliate cheque though @Diamond Damien ;)
     
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  2. Asif WILSON Khan

    Asif WILSON Khan Executive VIP

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    Skimmed it, looks like some good points but formatting could have been better.
     
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  3. ScribScribScrib

    ScribScribScrib Jr. VIP Jr. VIP

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    Skimmed it, looks like a good sentence but grammar could have been better.
     
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  4. garsagil

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    I was considering if there was a deep forum with more stuff, but knowing it is dead...
     
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  5. LightningKing

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    Good post. That's true btw :)

    But why do you have lots of spaces between lines? Just curious.
     
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  6. ScribScribScrib

    ScribScribScrib Jr. VIP Jr. VIP

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    Can't help those that don't want to be helped...

    Good question, I'll look into it.
     
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  7. macdonjo3

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    You mean 9 spaces between paragraphs is not good formatting?
     
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  8. Asif WILSON Khan

    Asif WILSON Khan Executive VIP

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    Dude, you really don't want to go there.
    You claim to be a writer but a tranquilized chimp could have formatted that clown post better.
     
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  9. Pruvia

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    I need Jr. VIP so I can post my tools on the marketplace but it's so difficult for me to get the 100 posts.
     
  10. zionbar

    zionbar Jr. VIP Jr. VIP

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    I just bought my Jr Vip because I wanted to give back to the MODs and owner tbh..and I think many people should
    I also believe that if you're worried about payin $100 / year to a place that can literally pay you thousands (in methods, tips and downloads) your mindset is fucked up and you'll probably never make serious amounts of money in your life... because you're trying to hold-on to the pennies you have instead of thinking big and expanding.. thats just me though
     
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  11. ScribScribScrib

    ScribScribScrib Jr. VIP Jr. VIP

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    nah man, you were right from the start, my LibreOffice fucked it up, no reason to get nasty :)
     
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    zionbar Jr. VIP Jr. VIP

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    tbh i hate reading long posts and the shit load of spaces made it easy for me to read :p
     
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    ya same question ,why do you have lots of spaces between lines? , i thought only jr.vib can see what between the lines, but now i think only Executive VIP can see what between the lines!
     
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  14. Yarharharharhar

    Yarharharharhar Newbie

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    From this I learned the vip forums aren't worth it but if I stop being a whiny newb and spend money I will have opportunity to earn from signature and be worshipped like a god.

    Thanks.
     
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  15. MikeyMikey13

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    Ahh the tone of this is really condescending.

    Jr. VIP isn't the be all and all. A lot of members on here have provided much more value to the site than VIP members.

    Imo: only buy VIP if you want to sell something/advertise - any other reason then it isn't for you.
     
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  16. ScribScribScrib

    ScribScribScrib Jr. VIP Jr. VIP

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    That has been my plan all along... ;)

    join the club to find out :p

    the forums ON THEIR OWN are not worth it, do I have to define standalone to most members here?

    Read my post one more time, it's all about reputation. I even wrote at one point ''What these lurkers DON'T KNOW is that the difference between a Jr.VIP and a newbie is negligible – Just a hundred fucking bucks, but TO THEM, Jr.VIP's are fucking Gods.''

    Your last sentence, just please no.
     
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    soa0611 Elite Member

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    This post is not about Jr Vip purchase , right Chris? And all this formatting...
     
  18. MikeyMikey13

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    You may have that one line at the end but it doesn't change the fact you right like a condescending teenager on her period.

    And also, as a writer surely you should understand that you have to fit for all readers? Your post doesn't work properly on the white theme so why would I read your respect part?

    And the last theme was an opinion, just like yours. Just mine was purely factual, your's was powered by emotion.
     
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  19. ScribScribScrib

    ScribScribScrib Jr. VIP Jr. VIP

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    it's called copywriting and aren't you projecting a bit? you jelly bro?

    my post works splendidly on all the themes, i always have the best posts on the best themes, everyone tells me that i got the best posts. always. http://prntscr.com/izhz2u

    lol, my entire post was an elaborated ARGUMENT in five carefully construed points, your post was an OPINION - there's a difference and it's showing.

    You want me to Wikipedia that for you?
     
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  20. MikeyMikey13

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    show me a printscreen of the respect part like I pointed out then. Everyone tells you, that you have the best posts? lol, shall I get you a medal?

    Your entire "argument" was your opinions, put across as an argument. What I said was pure facts, the only value you get from VIP is if you are a seller.

    It isn't going to make you shit rainbows or make newbies think you are something you aren't.

    And jealous of what? your copywriting service? be real.
     
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