I got a phone call from a local number, so I picked it up, said hello. I immediately get a recorded voice message: "Hello, this is Sherry, listings agent for Google, Yahoo and Bing. I'm contacting you regarding your business. There is something wrong with your domain. We need to speak to the business owner immediately. Please press 1 to connect to an agent now." Knowing this is a scam, I pressed 1. I talked to a guy named Andy. I pretended to be scared that something was wrong with my business, and he proceeded to launch into scare tactics like I have never seen before. Sufficed to say it all boils down to this guy trying to sell me links in Google, Yahoo and Bing. So apparently if I don't list my business in these search engines, customers won't know that I'm legitimate and they will never buy from me. Also it is now a requirement to be listed on these three major search engines. It's against the law to not have a business listed in these search engines, but for $500 they will submit my link so that I can avoid being reported and go to jail. What the hell. I finally quit playing with him when he said "We will report you ma'am." I responded politely with "Go right ahead. I know for a fact I am not going to jail. I also know that I'm listed on the Do Not Call Registry. I don't know how you got this number, but thanks for staying on the phone with me for so long. I've traced this call. I know who owns this number. Now I'm going to go talk to my lawyer about suing someone for attempting to defraud me." He hung up. After that I Googled the number. Turns out it's owned by someone in my state, and it's got hundreds of complaints against it for the exact same thing. Freaking scammers man.