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WTF?? So You Want To Be A VAMPIRE? lol.

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by edvoltage1, Feb 7, 2010.

  1. edvoltage1

    edvoltage1 Regular Member

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    I am very tired....Was reading around and stuff when I went to do a Google search and came across this..I cannot believe people actually search this. What is wrong with this world? lol...so please post here if you have contributed to these google results:rolleyes:


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    Ok NOW THIS IS JUST TOO MUCH...

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  2. dumdum4gumgum

    dumdum4gumgum Power Member

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    I wouldnt dought it theres people who think there in a startrek movie
     
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    Hmm..I wonder if you really can become a vampire...i bet theres probably an ebook on it.
     
  4. CallItLikeIseeIt

    CallItLikeIseeIt BANNED BANNED

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    please dont out my niche.
     
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  5. edvoltage1

    edvoltage1 Regular Member

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    If this is being search..this should be a very profitable niche with not much competition. I might just right an ebook on how to become a vampire and sell it over at DP. Nah but seriously joining a facebook group like http://www.facebook.com/thevampirediaries which has 446k fans...and a cpa offer $$$ or http://www.facebook.com/twilight which has almost 5 million friends $$$... Think outside the box people:)
     
  6. edvoltage1

    edvoltage1 Regular Member

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    I just watched vampire diaries and according to the show you have to drink some vampire blood and than die to turn into a vampire...and according to twilight you have to drink the vampire blood when your dying..good luck with finding a vampire who wont drain you!;)
     
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    lol admittedly, I watch Vampire Diaries and I look forward to it every thursday, don't compare it to Twilight though lol.
    Also True Blood is pretty good, no stupid teens, alot of sex :)
    haha, *writes ebook*
     
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    tacopalypse Executive VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    wellp, time to start selling vampire blood...

    phrase match "how to become a vampire" gets 33000 searches per month. that's 1000 idiots per day.

    hope this niche doesn't get saturated too fast :rolleyes:
     
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    Start selling people vampire spells and if they dispute the purchase with PayPal after realizing that it did not work you can always just say: "The buyer is clearly suffering from a serious mental disorder, I sold him an ebook called "Coping with schizophrenia" not some vampire spell".

    lol I bet PayPal will still decide in their favour.
     
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    What??? SO there's no WAY for me to become a vampire without the blood issue??? NOOOOO... I pass out when I see blood.. LMAO.. Not really, but I can see how this could be a very profitable niche... I think however to counter mighty's point, you should have to create a mandatory donation to not have to worry about the dispute... LMAO...
     
  11. edvoltage1

    edvoltage1 Regular Member

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    lol I LOVE TRUE BLOOD....Eric is so sexy .....ooo yeah n I am a girl for those that dont know

    BTW..I am seriously thinking about writing an ebook about becoming a vampire..... Right now I have a few titles in mind....

    *How To Become An Evil Blood Sucking Vampire
    *How To Become A Good Vampire On An Animal Diet
    *How To Hide That Your A Vampire From Your Family & Girlfriend Or Boyfriend
    *Where To Find A Vampire To Turn You Into A Vampire
    *How To Convince A Vampire To Turn You Into A Vampire

    Any suggestions? I might just give out my ebook for free here in the downloads section:rolleyes:

    @dizzspaceteam Buy My Ebook and Find Out;)...lol