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WTF Just Happened?

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by Ganie, Nov 1, 2016.

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  1. Ganie

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  2. Capo Dei Capi

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    Probably an upgrade

    But I prefer the more colorful story

    The guys working at hosting company wanted to go out drinking and picking up chicks, so they hired an IT monkey to handle things while they were away. The monkey was depressed so he decided to look at animal channel videos on youtube of female monkeys. His hands got sticky and he accidentally pressed the wrong button and BHW went down.
     
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  3. Apricot

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    Oh, I'm sorry - I meant to tell you before - it's only like that for you. The forum's becoming self-aware, probably knew you were planning something bad..

    It's like you were here - you weren't the monkey were you? Because hallowe'en's over now and the Harambe costume was overplayed this year.

    But seriously... yep, it was being patched. Shouldn't have had more than a couple of minutes of downtime at intermittent occasions. No monkey problems, just getting rid of a dirty cow.
     
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    And the mod above just officially got the troll-party started.. Hehe
     
  5. I know SEO

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    I've just given her an infraction.

    No fun is permitted here.
     
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  6. proxygo

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    been like that for years - i sneeze i get 1 of them lols.
     
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  7. I know SEO

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    Just don't say the word sack or crap and you're fine.
     
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    i dont laugh out loud very often - but that 1 got me -
    didnt see that1 coming - can i say [ bag and doodoo? ] lols
    u forgot to mention sod it, lets just wack him for every word he types lol.
    mod with sense of humor - mind blown -
     
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    OP, I want to know what bookmarks you have erased from the pic. Adwords and Google links shown but I bet you deleted the Donkey porn links
     
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    With all due respect, you're not any better than her sir.
     
  11. I know SEO

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  12. proxygo

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    sarcasm my territory but i cant use it here
    or seo has 2 week vacation booked for me
    with no free lunch lols
     
  13. Ganie

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    Those were the Links leading to Area 51 secrets. Can't disclose them pal
     
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    "A screenshot is worth a thousand words"

    (I know SEO - 1 November, 2016)
     
  15. Ganie

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    Go home you are drunk missie
     
  16. Sherbert Hoover

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    Hey have you guys heard the latest BHW gossip? proxygo got an infraction once. Give it ten minutes and we can hear about it again!
     
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    actually sherbert i think u will find seo was joking about it as was i.
    and ps i have 0 infractions on my 9 years account
    only 3 warnings all expired and the use of sack/crap where 2
    of them. but i can look back and smile .
    move on, we have. old news.
     
  18. Sherbert Hoover

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    I stand corrected, it was eleven minutes. My apologies.
     
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    Well you did call me and micky a pair of crap covered ball sacks or something like that...
     
  20. Apricot

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    Nope. We're going off-topic - back on subject please. Any more discussions of infractions or arguing and I'll start deleting and warning people.
     
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