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WSO: BH your way into the girls locker room - the legal way

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by jazzc, Nov 4, 2015.

  1. jazzc

    jazzc Moderator Staff Member Moderator Jr. VIP

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    So I got my coffee and took a look at the news. And then I laughed, I laughed and laughed some more... :D

    Are you a male student in school? Do you feel neglected by the female students? Fear no more - the US Department of Education has got you covered.

    No more peeping. No more having your natural visual range being discriminated upon. No sir, now you can feel safe again.

    All you have to do is self-identify as trans-gendered and the school is obligated to allow you unrestricted access to the female locker room or face severe monetary penalty.

    http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/...the-us-dept-of-education-to-daniel-cates.html

    Because they respect you.

    Because you deserve to spread ... happiness ... all around.

    This should have been a WSO at the symbolic price tag of $69, but hey - it's for a good cause :eek:
     
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  3. jazzc

    jazzc Moderator Staff Member Moderator Jr. VIP

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    I don't qualify as a school student, plus I have a feeling Ms. JazzC wouldn't be thrilled about it.
     
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    There was an episode of South Park that covered this exact issue. Cartman said he was transgendered so he could use the girl's bathroom. His was for a different reason though. The boy's bathroom only had like one or two stalls, but the girl's bathroom had all the stalls. So he never had to wait to take a dump.
     
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    jazzc Moderator Staff Member Moderator Jr. VIP

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    Damn, I shouldn't have stopped watching SP 10 years ago :D
     
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    Nah, you made the right choice. I don't care for the new episodes at all. I think the one I mentioned was one of the last episodes I watched. I didn't laugh at it either. They used to crack me up.
     
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    Just another day on a crazy planet.

    If aliens are real they must be laughing at us right now.
     
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    I'm just waiting for the day I can marry a sheep without being judged. Our love has no limits.
     
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    jazzc Moderator Staff Member Moderator Jr. VIP

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    I'm pretty sure there's some group out there working on trans-species rights on marriage. My question though is, is the sheep going to be self-identifying as human or you as sheep? :D
     
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    More importantly, will you both be entitled to medical insurance? Or will one of you get medical insurance and the other one get vet insurance? Can you adopt children? Pets? How does your life insurance work?

    I need to stop before I start looking this stuff up on google.
     
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    I just woke up to this and it is making me want to go back to bed. Sheep seeking girls locker room escapade.. the sheep boys only daydreaming
     
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    Well they actually don't have to listen to the ruling, they can decide to stop accepting money from the federal government. But then they would have to come up with a plan to raise money to cover the lost money.
     
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    I just sat there and read the entire letter. What I gathered is that they treated Student A like a female, referring to her by the appropriate pronouns, her new name, etc. But they didn't allow her access to the girls locker room. She could participate in all female athletics, but she couldn't change in the locker room with the other girls. The school and the female students seemed to both be uncomfortable with the idea. They did install privacy curtains in the girl's locker room but told Student A that she was the only one required to change behind a curtain.

    As a result, she feels ostracized. The ruling was in her favor, and should have been. If you treat her like a female in all areas except one, you are discriminating. That's the law.

    I don't even know how I feel about this. I'm with STK that you don't have to accept the ruling, but if you're government funded, you basically do not have a choice.

    So if you're gonna BH your way into the girl's locker room, make sure you know that it'll probably take a court ruling to get you there. Until then you will be ostracized. But hey, it'll be worth it. You get to change in front of the other girls, and they have to change in front of you, no matter how uncomfortable it makes everyone.
     
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    The real thing to ponder about is how the DOE believed this was of a bigger concern than the skyrocketing cost of college tuition.
     
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    You mean another day in crazy country? And the other countries are laughing at us right now!
     
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    wrong reply 15 15 15
     
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    Im real buddy, laughing
     
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    move to wales ;)
     
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    I have a feeling that the percentage of people registered as trans-gender is going to rocket......
     
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    LOL I was just going to mention this. South Park summed up this new law perfectly.
     
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