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World’s Greatest Jobs!

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  1. msaqib_301

    msaqib_301 Regular Member

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    Island-Care taker

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    Ben Southall, 34, of Petersfield, beat out nearly 35,000 applicants from around the world for the dream assignment to swim, explore and relax on Hamilton Island in the Great Barrier Reef for while writing a blog to promote the area. He was selected for the $111,000 gig ? a six-month contract to serve as caretaker of a tropical Australian island. He now has to live rent-free in a three-bedroom villa, complete with pool.

    Before getting the job he had to spend four days on the island for an extended interview process, which required applicants to snorkel through crystalline waters, gorge themselves at a beachside barbecue and relax at a spa. He also had to demonstrate his blogging abilities, take swimming tests and sit through in-person interviews.

    Luxury bed tester

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    A student from Birmingham City University has landed her dream job?literally! Sleeping on the job and having a lie-in will no longer be a problem for a girl, who has been selected to test out luxury beds for a month and get paid for it.

    Roisin Madigan, 22, is earning 1,000 to sleep in designer beds every day for a month. The student is helping with a ?sleep survey? carried out by luxury bed specialists Simon Horn Ltd. The company sells luxury Savoir Beds, originally made for the Savoy Hotel. General manager Craig Roylance said Roisin will not only provide an objective view of the beds on sale, but will also be part of a look into what brings a good night?s sleep. She will spend 10am to 6pm in beds in the company?s showroom in Edgbaston, and then will blog about her experiences.

    Resort waterslide tester

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    Surely the envy of any desk-bound office worker, Tommy Lynch has travelled over 27,000 miles this year, for his job testing holiday resort waterslides. Mr Lynch, 29, works for holiday giant First Choice, checking the height, speed, water quantity and landing of the flumes, as well as all safety aspects. In 2008 Mr Lynch tested waterslides at holiday villages in Lanzarote, Majorca, Egypt, Turkey, the Costa Del Sol, Cyprus, Algarve, Dominican Republic and Mexico. This year he will quality control First Choice?s new splash resorts in Greece, Turkey, Florida, Jamaica and Ibiza.

    Liverpool-born Mr Lynch, whose job title is lifestyle product development manager, was recruited to identify the very best pools to be featured in First Choice?s new Splash Resort collection. He also ensures potential new resorts are up to the company?s standard.

    Professional prostitute tester

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    Jaime Rascone is no different than the rest of us in that the erstwhile DJ needs to grab the occasional odd job to make ends meet. But the Chilean lothario has all of us beat by holding the type of fantasy job that just sounds too good to be true: Quality Control in a brothel.
    Rascone, an occasional male model and DJ, first happened upon Fiorella Companions in Santiago, Chile while working on a story about the country?s sexual revolution. He was offered the gig by Madam Fiorella, who needed somebody to provide that final ?interview? in her hiring process. It goes like this: girls who are interested in working as VIP escorts for Fiorella have to undergo interviews, psychological testing, and a photo session. The applicants are whittled down to a final six, who are then fucked one after the other in a single day by Jaime. He takes diligent notes on, say, how they moved their hips and whether their groans were adequate, and makes recommendations to the madam. There is even paperwork involved. The strain of the job is actually such that he can only do it once a month, testing around seventy girls or so a year.

    Wine tester and blogger

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    Imagine moving to the heart of Sonoma County, where every day you?ll come home to more than 450 wineries along the beautiful northern coast of California. Picture living rent free, learning the intricacies of making the perfect wine, and capturing and sharing the entire experience for your network of Twitter followers. Now imagine getting paid $10,000 a month to do it. Listening? Hardy Wallace of Atlanta, the first person to submit his application, was the winner for the position at Murphy-Goode Winery? a $10,000 p/mo for six months, rent-free job updating Twitter and Facebook with his winery lifestream. The interview process was simple: submit a YouTube video explaining why you would be good for the job and wait to see what happened.

    Candy taster

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    Another one of the world?s best job has gone to schoolboy Harry Willsher, 12 ? chief taster in a Sweet factory. Harry?s job is to test top secret recipes. He got the job after winning a contest at Swizzell?s Matlow to find a recruit. According to him, after his first tour at his new job, he felt like having tepped into the book Charlie And The Chocolate Factory. He wowed judges by describing the flavor and smell of his favourite sweet, the Drumstick lolly. The Derby firm, which also makes Love Hearts, Rainbow Drops and Parma Violets, has now given the youngster chief taster overalls and business cards. As well as sampling the sweets, he will also monitor their development at the company?s factory in New Mills, Derbyshire. I don?t know if it?s the best job, but it?s definitely the sweetest.

    Condom tester

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    An Australian manufacturer called for applications for what it claims could be the world?s best job ? condom tester. Durex marketing manager Sam White were hiring Australians over the age of 18 could apply for one of 200 positions as a condom tester. Unfortunately the position is not paid, but successful applicants would receive a free $60 selection of Durex products and will be required to provide the company with honest feedback about the products? performance. One of the lucky 200 testers would win a $1000 bonus. Maybe the bonus is not that great, but one thing?s for sure ? it?s a job where employees won?t mind taking their work home and burning the midnight oil. We are sorry to inform you applications are closed.

    World of Warcraft Tester

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    Do you Play World of Warcraft? And if so, do you play well? Can you farm 200 gold an hour and hit level 80 in under 2 weeks? If the answer is yes, you can apply for the job that about 12 million players only dream about, as a Wow game tester! There are in fact several Blizzard jobs posted on their website. The Blizzard employment database has dozens of mmorpg jobs available, mostly WoW employment opportunities. They are currently hiring for several game tester positions for World of Warcraft, under the QA department. They are in particular looking for foreign language testers, so if you speak any other language besides English, don?t hesitate to apply to start your Blizzard career. And, yeah, you will be required to play at least four hours a day.

    Director of Fun at a museum (age 6)

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    A six-year-old boy who wanted to become the director of York?s National Railway Museum landed himself a job ? as the director of fun. The ambitious youngster got a plum role at the National Railway Museum after applying to replace retiring boss Andrew Scott. Sam Pointon sent a handwritten letter headed ?Application for director? asking for an interview at the centre, in York. The letter listed his credentials for the role, including his expertise on his train set. ?I am only six but I think I can do this job,? wrote Sam. ?I have an electrick (sic) train track. I am good on my train track. I can control two trains at once.? Staff was so impressed they appointed Sam an honorary ?Director of Fun? and his job will be to bosses how he thinks they can ensure the museum is the most fun place for kids to spend a day out.

    Ok, maybe this isn?t the best job in the world for an adult, but it certainly rocks the world of a 6 year old.

    Bike rider-photographer for Google Maps

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    Google (GOOG) has hired two lucky young men to ride around France on dopey looking tricycles snapping up photos of historical sites that are inaccessible by car. This three-wheeler is a sight with its long pole holding nine cameras, a GPS, a computer and a generator. But the contraption tooling around the French capital needs all that gear to do its job ? adding three-dimensional images to Google?s Street View Maps.

    The riders, wearing Google tee-shirts and white helmets, are visiting well-known sites such as the Chateau de Versailles, west of Paris, the Jardin du Luxembourg on the city?s Left Bank or Les Halles, in the busy centre of the French capital
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  2. ahiddenman

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    Lol i watched a documentary on the island caretaker before. Looks very cool

    Would'nt mind being a bed and prostitute tester as they make a good combination :D
     
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    Bed tester, 1k pounds per day, sounds pretty easy job by sleeping, and condom tester :D not prostitute, don't want a*ds lol.


    But best job is internet marketing :)
     
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    OMG, I totally retire as a full time internet marketer to become a full time island caretaker.
     
  5. bornformoney

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    surprised that you didn't include TOP GEAR on the list....Personally, they have the best job in the world....

    testing cars that we all could only dream of ( includes lambos, bugattis, ferraris...u name it), having fun on the show (destroying porsches for fun, converting cars to boats and travelling across seas) and speaking rubbish and getting away with it (calling gordon brown one eyed-idiot and got away with it), and for this they get paid in millions...

    honestly it beats all the jobs u've mentioned above...plus they have lots of hot chicks on their show as well
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    condom tester also fits into the picture :D

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  7. msaqib_301

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    Hahahahaha, you are right i forgot to include
     
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    Island care-taker all the way :nap: :sand_play:beach2(2):beach_pla:trytofly::playingfi:newspaper
     
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    Thanks for including :p
     
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    HAHAHA Impressive... Can't deny jobs are fun and one of the best... My vote will go to Car Tester job :)
     
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    hahahaaha !!! amazing jobs !!! it is really hard for me to do it especially in this kinda of version :pPPPP
     
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    I'm not too sure of the last gig for big G. I would hate to be seen riding that stupid looking bike anywhere! The only job I would go for is the luxury bed tester since I don't qualify for most of these jobs. Oh yeah, the Top Gear job sounds :super: AWESOME!!
     
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    wow!! I envy them for having a job like that. :)
     
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    That Island caretaker job reminds me of the ending of Lost
     
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    Really, if I get a chance to get in any of those jobs, I would probably choose the island caretaker job. ;)
     
  18. msaqib_301

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    i guess its a easy job for all :p