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WOMEN! honest to god

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by graham23s, Aug 7, 2008.

  1. graham23s

    graham23s BANNED BANNED

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    Geez louise guys,

    my girlfriend text me saying she has a swollen neck and asks if i think shes being silly by going to the doctor! i say

    "no, it will clear but, your better going to the doctor to speed the healing up :)"

    she texts back:

    "so you think im being silly? thanks x x x x x"

    i say:

    "hey missy i said at the top of the text you should go :)"

    she texts

    "it doesnt matter x x x x x"

    now im in he bad books! lol ill be damned if i text first lol

    Graham
     
  2. Rambo

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    Welcome to the Wonderful World of Women!
     
  3. graham23s

    graham23s BANNED BANNED

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    lol i know i know! lol watching big brother quite the thing aswell lol

    Graham
     
  4. graham23s

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    "sorry x x x "

    hmmmm only 3 kisses as opposed to the usual 5! im gonna milk this hehe

    Graham
     
  5. whackhat

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    They're all crazy 'cept for me mum.
     
  6. graham23s

    graham23s BANNED BANNED

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    hehe very good answer mate!

    now i feel guilty! she has a sore knee,throat and feels light headed! how the tables have turned lol

    Graham
     
  7. The Joker

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    lol they shit me up the wall they do.
     
  8. exodusms

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    The worst is when they ask you your opinion and then go completely against it. It was as if she only asked me so she could do the opposite.
     
  9. ratdaddee

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    Best advice I was ever given, "son, don't try to understand women, just try to get along with them."
     
  10. 80degreez

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    what you expect
     
  11. jb01

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    Can't live with them
    Can't live without them
    You're fucked either way
     
  12. lellandra

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    Don't you men understand....Women don't really want your opinion..they just want you to listen and agree with them. Listen and just say..yes honey..of course honey. You will be fine if you do that. As for the texter...the answer should have been...of course you're not being silly honey. Considering she already mentioned she wanted to go to the DR...you should have just gone with that and not mentioned it would probably clear up.

    Men and Women are definitely different in more than just the obvious way.

    Does that help at all? ;)

    Lellandra
     
  13. Vivica

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    Women don't want advice they want someone to "listen" to them. I can't tell you how many times I've had one tell me about a problem and I go about trying to solve it. Sometimes the solution is as plain as the nose on your face, but they don't care about that and they don't end up doing it anyway. So, I've now given up and I just sit there and pretend to listen; every now and then I ask a relevant question to make 'em think I'm still with them and it works like a charm. Just mirror back to them what they're saying in the form of a question: "so what I hear you telling me is that...?" Meanwhile, what I'm REALLY thinking about is if the Steelers are gonna win this weekend. They're blissfully happy and praise me for being such a good listener.

    Awww geez, lellandra went and beat me to it... LOL
     
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    Oh man, the women can be very unpredictable...
     
  15. catman08

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    hahaha thats so true :-D
     
  16. Zeprokon

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    Oh, so pretending to listen? All this time I've actually been listening....

    Zeprokon
     
  17. Essential Clix

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    My favorite: "if you could sleep with any one of my friends, who would it be?"

    Dear lord, don't ever fall for that trick...
     
  18. Vivica

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    Yep, just keep a look of interest/sympathy on your face. Works everytime.
     
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    That's what I always quote about computers, when they don't work...lol...
     
  20. Bastian

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    They're testing you.

    ....Say, "...I already did"