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Woman Pleasures Herself While Driving A Mini, Crashes Into A Van

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  1. Asif WILSON Khan

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    A driver has been left red-faced after she crashed her Mini into the back of a van - while pleasuring herself.
    The anonymous woman, who was stuck in traffic at the time, got a jolt from the blue when her car suddenly lurched forwards and hit the M&J Seafood van in front of her.
    Described as ?fit? and in her 30s, the woman swapped details after the accident - but it wasn?t until van bosses checked the footage from the camera at the back of the vehicle that they noticed what caused the crash.
    The woman had been using a sex toy on herself, possibly to alleviate the boredom of traffic.
    A source told Gloucestershire Echo that the van driver was worried about getting the sack as the accident happened on his first ever shift for the company.
    They said: ?The bosses told him it wasn?t his fault and then said ?Have you seen this??.
    ?He was like 'what the ****?.
    ?They all had a good laugh. Apparently the lady was pretty fit.?
    Despite a lot of requests, M&J Seafood are refusing to release the video, saying the matter was in the hands of their insurers.
    Wonder if they have policies that cover for what that woman was up to?



    Source: http://news.yahoo.com/woman-pleasures-herself-while-driving-a-mini-125238739.html
     
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    Taking "smash your back door in" to a new level..
     
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    What makes the story better is the use of 'fit', as if we all don't know what they are saying.
     
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    Thats why we need driverless cars
     
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    Was that the toy or the actual gearbox handle she was burying into herself? No wonder the car jumped suddenly as if it was possessed!
     
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    I once saw a porno where a woman was masturbating while driving a hummer. Its small cars that can't handle this kind of activity, plus when your in a small car the cops can find out if your doing this kind of activity. Whereas with a hummer if a man or woman is pleasuring themselves only truckers will be able to see, and those guys aren't going to be calling the cops.
     
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    Women should not be allowed to drive. Also why did her owner let her out the kitchen? There are a lot of questions that need answering.
     
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    I wonder if she bought a new car. I got one last week and have been tempted to masturbate all over the dashboard.
     
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    You definitely need to christen it with some Hooker action, front seat, rear seat, bonnet etc, extra points if done whilst driving along the freeway/highway (motorway).
     
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    "I don't understand why she wasn't using her Smartphone. Surely they have an app for that."
     
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    "M&J Seafood are refusing to release the video" you smell that smelly smell? Fake Viral Story + Ads = new money method.
     
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    She should carry ice cubes next time and use them when the heat is unbearable .. Will save all troubles for everyone else...
     
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    It's UK slang for "hot" or "very attractive".
     
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    LOL thats next level hornyness