I'm giving away this fanpage to 1 lucky BHW member. It only has around 2k + fans but it's an easy one to promote. It's been sitting there forever so im giving it away. All you have to do is make a post here about anything. It can be a joke, a quote, whatever you want. In a few hours I will choose someone. Easy as that. ONLY RULE: If you JUST joined like literally today, you do NOT qualify. =========================================== POST ON!
More of this will be coming soon. I am going to try and do something like this maybe Once a week..at least Once a month for sure. Different prizes.
"It's INSANE to do the same thing over and over again and expect different results!" --Albert Einstein--
very generous of you sir, my joke as a contribution What's the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
Hey check this out I guarantee ull laugh. TOP 10 google maps street view moments... also great fanpage ideas. http://www.urlesque.com/2009/02/05/top-10-moments-caught-on-google-maps-street-view/
Nice 1 Professional20. Lets go then : Two campers are hiking in the woods when one is bitten on the rear end by a rattlesnake. "I'll go into town for a doctor," the other says. He runs ten miles to a small town and finds the town's only doctor, who is delivering a baby. "I can't leave," the doctor says. ‘But here's what to do. Take a knife, cut a little X where the bite is, suck out the poison and spit it on the ground." The guy ruins back to his friend, who is in agony. ‘What did the doctor say?" the victim asks. "He says you're gonna die." [FONT=trebuchet ms,arial,helvetica] Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." "I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes" replies Watson. "And what do you deduce from that?" Watson ponders for a minute. "Well, [/FONT] [FONT=trebuchet ms,arial,helvetica]Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. [/FONT] [FONT=trebuchet ms,arial,helvetica]Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. [/FONT] [FONT=trebuchet ms,arial,helvetica]Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. [/FONT] [FONT=trebuchet ms,arial,helvetica]Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. [/FONT] [FONT=trebuchet ms,arial,helvetica]Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. [/FONT] [FONT=trebuchet ms,arial,helvetica] But what does it tell you, Holmes?" Holmes is silent for a moment. "Watson, you idiot!" he says. "Someone has stolen our tent!" [/FONT]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5im0Ssyyus[FONT=trebuchet ms,arial,helvetica] [/FONT]
Very generous of you to share in this way Professional20. Ok, here's a joke (so that my post isn't just 2 lines of text): Little Johnny wakes up several nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parent's room. Finally, one morning he says to his mom, "Mommy, every night I hear you and daddy making noises and when I look in your bedroom you're bouncing up and down on him." His mom is taken by surprise and says, "Oh... well... ah... well, I'm bouncing on his stomach because he's fat and that makes him thin again." The boy responds, "That won't work!" His mom asks, "Why not?" The boy replies, "Because the lady next door comes by after you leave for work each day and blows him back up!"
Saw this movie two days back..and thought this scene was really funny! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIjeNL-OGR8 You have to watch it!!
