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Will Pay Top dollar for a script or bot...

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by bigg_capp, Jan 2, 2011.

  1. bigg_capp

    bigg_capp Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    ....that can shut my girlfriend the #$%^ up! If I have to hear her complain about me being on the computer one more time, I'm going to go ape shit.

    My Maxbounty and Peerfly checks alone are more then her ex-boyfriend made in 2 months at his full time job.

    I'm smart enough and experienced enough to learn that women will never be satisfied, so for me to get off my computer and show her attention would be useless.

    We experiment all the time so I did a split test with her. I spent one weekend with her, all day Saturday all day Sunday. I didn't touch the computer. ....and guess what....Sunday night when I sat down, she complained.

    When I lost my job, I lost my last girlfriend and this IM shit is where the money is at. I can't get her to understand that I have to go to work on Tuesday, so every single minute of this holiday weekend is precious time for me to learn, read, and set up sites. It's good to have a place where people understand the obsession it takes to get full time at this. It's like trying to go pro at a sport.

    ....ok, how about a bot that can shut her up, and spoon after I hit it. That would be worth millions!!!

    Rock on Black Hatters - I just had to vent.
    -Capp
     
  2. ericsson

    ericsson Elite Member Premium Member

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    Hahahaha, ROFLOL!

    Dump her outside your home in a trash bin man ;)

    You want proxies and multithreaded bot? :p
     
  3. speedy5044

    speedy5044 Regular Member

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    :D Thats hilarious man , you're treating your GF like you're treating your adwords campaign lool.
    But seriously you can go oput from the home , rent a small office and treat IM job as you you're working under someone (you can make it 9-5) , this help you to be more productive and help you to be away from your GF .
     
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  4. speedy5044

    speedy5044 Regular Member

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  5. CyrusVirus

    CyrusVirus BANNED BANNED Premium Member

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    should this bot make you breakfast too ? im almost finshed with it and wanted to ask
    lmao
     
  6. kaidoristm

    kaidoristm Power Member

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    My bot works like this. Is it acceptable?

    [​IMG]
     
  7. senior

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    I agree except that you need to make her get a full time and a part time job. Make her give her paychecks over to you and you will have all of the time you need and a second income stream.
     
  8. madoctopus

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    From the office of madoctopus:

    Need Your Girlfriend to Shut the F#cK Up?
    Suffer no more. I have the never before shared solution and I am giving it to the first 50 guys. This is a limited time offer, so ACT NOW!

    I can code this but it won't support CAPTCHA breaking unless you have Decaptcher. Also, it won't be multi-threaded so you can't use it on multiple girlfriends at once. Please understand that due to changes in your girlfriend's source code will render the program unusable. With a regular human female specimen this happens every time you run the program and influence her in any way.

    You should only use this software alone. Do not try to run it at the same time with Mistress v2.0, Beer With Buddies v12 Beta, or other social-related software. Also you should know that often times the female operating system will automatically install Friend Stupid Opinion Service Pack, Mother's Advice Anti-Malware and Monthly Annoyance Booster Upgrade (which can be spotted by red leaking once a month). Obviously, the software I will build will not function correctly if any of these operating system addons are installed.

    Since I am an expert in building such bots, my software will have a "fully automatic mode" and a "managed mode" for your convenience. I advise against fully automatic as it can trigger the female operating system into installing Some Male Friend, then Some Male Friend - Extended Version and eventually Some Male Friend Ultimate Edition which will replace itself with New Boyfriend v5.0

    As you see, it is very difficult to code such a bot, hence my price may seem high to you. However, it is quite cheap if you think about it. There's no monthly membership, no hidden costs no headaches. Also, there is absolutely no risk for you as I offer you the Iron Clad Guarantee.

    Get it now for only $3,967 and never again be pissed by your girlfriend.

    FTC Required Disclaimer: After installing our program and running it for an extended period of time, lab tests have shown that the human female operating system will eventually auto-install New Boyfriend v5.0

    Remember, you are covered by our Iron Clad Guarantee, no BS.
     
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  10. bigg_capp

    bigg_capp Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    I think I will take Kaidoristm's bot. It's exactly what I was looking for, but it doesn't make breakfast. Oh wait....neither does my girlfriend. lol.
     
  11. thesmashge

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    Do you want bot only...or even hire a worker?
    Not that i am available...But you can easily find one.

    Something like babysitter...Not exactly...but let the name of the post be Girlfirend sitter
     
  12. Virus1

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    hahahaha... its not your girlfriend...

    the problem is you.... you are addicted (like most of us) to BHW :)
     
  13. madoctopus

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    That would be a mistake. If going that route with a Bondagebot you should have your GF rotated 180 degrees so her ass is at your disposal if you want to. There are positions much more efficient and flexible for your needs - have her always ready for your dirty thoughts when you need a quickie, but also silent.

    I can build this too, but it will only work on a Linux server and with a specific type of rope that I am the sole dealer of. It is called High-Tension Acoustic Dampening "Who's Your Daddy" Rope and I can give you a discount if you buy more than 10m. Normal price is $500/m but discounted goes down to $477/m and you also receive a FREE Sound Absorbing Mouth Gag which allows you to get in, but keeps her bitching away from your ears. This is built using the same material they use in the Space Shuttle, High-End Home Theater setups and Frank Kern's surfboards. Not to mention my complete Iron Clad Guarantee. No BS!

    P.S. On a serious note... stop whining about her whining. That's how some girls are. If you're really bothered by her behavior maybe you two should have a talk about it so you hear each other's thoughts and arguments.

    Best Wishes ;)
     
  14. boothjul

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    Mate, only solution is to outsource her like all IM tasks & scale up the empire.