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Wife Hits Back...

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by themagician, Aug 13, 2008.

  1. themagician

    themagician Regular Member

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    A middle aged husband left this note to his wife on leaving for work

    'To My Dear Wife:
    You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife.
    Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year-old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be upset - I shall be home before midnight .'

    When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on the dining room table:

    'My Dear Husband,
    I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 54 years old.
    I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old.
    As you know, I am a maths teacher at our local college.
    I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18 years old.
    As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of maths, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference:-
    18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.

    Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.'

    themagician
    (The old gags are the best!)
     
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  2. premiumsource

    premiumsource Senior Member

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    haha that's hilarious! Thanks for sharing.
     
  3. AnImALmoTheR

    AnImALmoTheR Junior Member

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    hahaha


    thats a good one.

    one tennis racket and 2 balls....
     
  4. catman08

    catman08 Junior Member

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    hahahahaha brilliant ... i love it :)
     
  5. Rambo

    Rambo BANNED BANNED

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    That is so funny. I havent heard that one before lol!
     
  6. battman323

    battman323 Regular Member

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    I hadn't ever heard that one before either. Hilarious!
     
  7. siberia77

    siberia77 Registered Member

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    good one, sadly so true !
     
  8. otherjohn

    otherjohn Newbie

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    She told me she was leaving a note for her husband. I was wondering what it said.
     
  9. niallt

    niallt Newbie

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    Made me smile - nice one
     
  10. soulchief

    soulchief Junior Member

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    lol :) nice
     
  11. Allnightlong

    Allnightlong Junior Member

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    so you're into your 54 y.o. math teacher? Oh boy... :rolleyes:
     
  12. mdd345

    mdd345 Regular Member

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    grannies need luvin too!:cool:
     
  13. otherjohn

    otherjohn Newbie

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    women peak sexually later then us guys.
    and she makes me cookies afterwords. cant beat that.
     
  14. brokentwo

    brokentwo Registered Member

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    Pahahha, 18 goes into 54 more times then 54 goes into 18... lol!
     
  15. PixelMuse

    PixelMuse Newbie

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    ooh lol I love it. thanks for posting! hehe
     
  16. BozoClown

    BozoClown Junior Member

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    UUUH. That was brutal.
     
  17. irancrude

    irancrude Power Member

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    Old joke, anyway it liked to the gang!
     
  18. darkmobius

    darkmobius Regular Member

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    lol nice, hope its not from real life situation