Why no one ever thought of this wonderful business idea?

Like, swallowing a radiation pill?


Nah its out there and easy already.

I'll share with you the secret anyone can use, and thousands have used, to get a tan - with no sunlight required.


Are you ready?

You're going to hear this, and probably not take action.


Or maybe you will, since you'd look way better with the tan and this method is cheap - almost free.

It's simple enough - why not try?


OK - you're ready? Good. Here it is:


Eat carrots. Fuck tons of carrots.

You'll turn orange in no time.
 
We definitely don't tap into the suppository market as much as we should. The possibilities are endless.
 
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