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Why I fired my secretary.

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by n8800, Sep 22, 2008.

  1. n8800

    n8800 Regular Member

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    Why I fired my secretary...

    Last week was my birthday. That morning I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, \'Happy Birthday!\', and possibly have a small present for me.

    As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone \'Happy Birthday\'.

    I thought? Well, that\'s marriage for you, but the kids.. surely they will remember.

    My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn\'t say a word. So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent.

    As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, \'Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday!\' It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered.
    I worked until one o\'clock, when Jane knocked on my door and said, \'You know, it\'s so beautiful outside today, and it is your birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me.\'

    I said, \'Thanks, Jane, that\'s the best thing I\'ve heard all day. Let\'s go!\'

    We went to lunch, but we didn\'t go where we normally would go. Instead, she chose a quiet bistro with a private table. We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.

    On the way back to the office, Jane said, \'You know, It\'s such a beautiful day...We don\'t need to go straight back to the office, do we ?\'

    I responded, \'I guess not. What do you have in mind ?\'

    She said, \'Let\'s drop by my apartment, it\'s just around the corner.\'
    After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said, \'If you don\'t mind, I\'m going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I\'ll be right back.\'

    \'Ok.\' I nervously replied..

    She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake ? Followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing \'Happy Birthday\'..

    And I just sat there...

    On the couch..

    naked...
     
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  2. lonny41

    lonny41 Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    RLMFAO, my gut was hurting after having read this, I laughed so hard. Funniest thing I've read in awhile.
     
  3. bizkiller

    bizkiller Regular Member

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    LOLL

    is this a true story?

    i laught at the very last part.
     
  4. unlimitedpostings

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    LOL, this really is hilarious! I hope it really didn't happen to you though.
     
  5. n8800

    n8800 Regular Member

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    LOl thank god that didnt happen to me!
     
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  6. Chris Devon

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    Is this for real? If its for real LMAO. I still don't believe that's a true story. Just picture that moment LOL
     
  7. blackhatcatz

    blackhatcatz Power Member

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    friggin funny! made my day! I think its mandatory for these jokes to pop out once in awhile, sometimes we're too serious working!
     
  8. SharpEdge

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    OMG i LOVE you for that i fell out my chair!!
     
  9. AKOEAJA

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    I can't imagine what happen next ...
     
  10. carsonrathi

    carsonrathi Senior Member

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    well, i can name it 'Anti-Depress' joke for me...really love it...
     
  11. 3kings

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    This is one of the best jokes I've read lately. Almost fell off my chair, thanks for making my day!
     
  12. charles

    charles Junior Member

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    Haha damn. I must admit, it got me!
     
  13. n8800

    n8800 Regular Member

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    Im glad it made you guys smile.!
     
  14. secretboy08

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    This made my day.LOL.
    one of the best jokes of all times.
     
  15. chachinga

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    good one. If this were true however, i'm sure the wife would be like "what the hell were you going to do over at the secretaries house anyways you cheating lying bastard!!!"
     
  16. topper99

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    I heard that one about 40 years ago (really) but it's still an oldie but goodie.
     
  17. battman323

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    That's a great one. Perfect. Great sense of humor.
     
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    That was a great story, really nice one. I laughed on it and told it to my girlfriend and laugh together :)
     
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    Yeah. Me too, I've seen this in ebooks and on random websites..
     
  20. gnak

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    Geez I hope this isn't real man.

    I wouldn't know whether to laugh or to cry.