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Why Don't Aliens Eat Clowns?

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by kez1000, Sep 20, 2010.

  1. kez1000

    kez1000 Supreme Member

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    Because they taste funny. :D
     
  2. IamNRE

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    B-coz they crack them up?
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  3. kez1000

    kez1000 Supreme Member

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    hahhahaha..

    Just killing some time while i wait for scrapbox to filter some proxies
     
  4. QuietZorg

    QuietZorg Regular Member

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    I did my PhD on this topic. It's quite interesting actually, most scientists believe it is because aliens digestive system won't have evolved to digest humans, but actually upon research, I found out that this is not the case.

    Aliens can and do eat humans(and cows). The reason they avoid clowns is because the make up manufacturer that is popular with clowns is kyrolan. see their site here
    http://www.kryolan.com/index.php
    Aliens have something like we have an appendix, which is inside them, not used for anything but every so often it can almost kill them for no good reason. kyrolan face paint aggravates their "appendix" and then they die.

    It is no laughing matter, and certainly nothing to joke about. I have sent kyrolan, and other popular brands several emails, and even made a BBC documentary about this issue. No response.

    I am currently trying to take this to higher authorities to get this disgrace dealt with before more aliens loose their lives.
     
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  5. kez1000

    kez1000 Supreme Member

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    WOW brother you have taken it to a whole new level...
    I am silenced
     
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    BLACKHAT1984 Regular Member

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    Maybe u should go to the quack :)
     
  7. Chronos

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    Contact the CIA/NASA/FBI. And if they don't reply threaten horrible things to get their attention. :)
     
  8. consciousnesscreates

    consciousnesscreates Power Member

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    sLOL

    Some good funny answers but the real truth is that the CLOWNS are in Governments around the Globe and the REPTILIAN aliens of course- control them- and so it would not be logical to eat them
     
  9. kez1000

    kez1000 Supreme Member

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    this joke must have so many different meanings because

    I see a joke
    Doctoer QuietZorg see's digestive system and kyrolan poisoning
    consciousnesscreates see's the illuminarty, bilderbergers, transforming reptilians and the grey's.

    Wow you guys are just too deep :)
     
  10. QuietZorg

    QuietZorg Regular Member

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    Finally, people who don't shoot my research down!

    Anyone gotta digg bot or the like to get the story viral? We need to open peoples eyes!