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Why Donald Trump looks like.........

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by NGALO1983, Jul 29, 2016.

  1. NGALO1983

    NGALO1983 Junior Member

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    How come Donald Trump always look like a camel licked the front of his hair?

    I think he tries to go for the Johnny Bravo look. Thoughts?
     
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    I think he's going with my nondescript childhood pet died on my head, so I keep him there to remind myself that I was a human once too.

    Or it's just branding. It doesn't matter if it's good or bad, it just has to be recognizable. And nobody else is willing to wear that so his "hair" gets him a bazillion uniqueness and IDGAF points right out of the gate.
     
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    Zwielicht Moderator Staff Member Moderator Jr. VIP

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    Because a camel does lick his hair each morning.
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    who's donald trump?
     
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    She is Ceo-sam.
     
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    I bet he is proud of that hair :)
     
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    It's funny when someone's spending more time talking about other people hair than caring about himself...
     
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    Funny? I care about myself at least as much as any egotistical narcissist out there - it's a full time job and I'm damn good at it! Plus my hair kicks more ass than Check Norris. My beard sucks though.
     
  9. preyt

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    We don't know either. We're only interested in his toupee.
     
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  10. NGALO1983

    NGALO1983 Junior Member

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    I choose no sides. I been drinking so it has me thinking random thoughts. Is it me or does Donald Trump look like Chucky from Child's Play if Chucky was 70 years old?
     
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    Nice picture man
     
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    Got toupee to play, am I right, brother?
     
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    HOLY SMOKE! The resemblance is uncanny now that you've brought it up. So Chucky didn't die after all...

    Spot-on.
     
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    He would look bad in The Oval office in Justin style...

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    Nor he would look any better in this Rand style:

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    His original face is his USP imo, :) whether his hair is *touched* by a camel or not. lol

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    P.S.:

    In fact, he would look better if he steals Clinton hairstyle:[​IMG] [​IMG]


    And people wouldn't mind going for anyone of those twins! No loss, no gain!


    :D
     
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    Politics is only for the super rich or the dumb.

    Can't believe this election :)
     
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    I am both of those thing.
     
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    Mine is a bit sloppy, but I'll do the Hillary face one in a minute.
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    You are very fortunate then :D
     
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