Why Coleslaw Sucks and so do People who eat it

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    1. Coleslaw is covered in a cum like paste that surrounds inedible vegetables, making it bland and removing the nutritional value.

    2. Carrots cause cancer and carrots are in coleslaw

    3. The paste on coleslaw is like chunky milk, calling coleslaw a food is equal to calling shit chocolate milk.

    List below why you hate coleslaw
     
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    man, go watch tv or something..
     
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    Tastes like shit. It's like a bootleg version of salad.
     
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    I like coleslaw
    So whats your problem
     
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    People should NEVER consume coleslaw.

    People have eaten this excuse for food since the early days when mayonnaise wasn't pasty

    Legend has it the person who made it first has a special slot in hell
     
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    What the fuck

    Eat paste evildoer
     
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    Coleslaw (also known as cole slaw or simply slaw) is a salad consisting primarily of finely-shredded raw cabbage and dressed most commonly in cum.
     
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    Eating too much cabbage may lead to increased intestinal gas which causes bloating and farts due to the trisaccharide raffinose, which the small intestines cannot break down
     
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    Shortly put coleslaw kills you
     
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    Bump
     
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    Finally someone agrees
     
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    Not only is this a stupid fucking thread, but you bump it too? If I knew you, I'd put random amounts of coleslaw in your dressers and in your food.
     
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    You... Like... Coleslaw?

    What? What? What? W̗̙͇̪̭̲h̘͚̱̪͖̟̿̐͌̾͊̇ͅa̯͖̻̦͒̍͢?̣͓͍̼̂̈́͂̏t̛̺̩ͯͅ ͓͚͇̝̬͙̝ͯ̇͑ͯ̈͞wh̠͕͍͆̚a͇͌ͭt̓ͤ͏ ͉̫͎̜͈̥ͣ͂͑ͩ͒̋̄W͛̄ͦ͘ḧ́͆͆ả̜̫͉t̤̘͗ͯ̽̄̃ͤ͟ ҉͈̪̱̜w̨̦ͣͫ̓̂̇̂h̩͈̉̏̇̔̌͌͠a̺̱̼̟̲̣̽ͥ?͚͇̩̟͓̗ͯt̬̠̦̩͓̘̜͌̅̏̐͑͘w̜̩̺̳ͫ̓ͫ́͐̇h̸̹̲̳̤̤ͤa̸͕͖͈͓̠̝̥͋͛̈́̔ͣ͐̔̅́t̸̳̲̘͔͍͎̱̽̑̔̄ͪ ̶̴͓̝̞́͌͑́W̵͙̱̟̣͖̗̼̫̑̿̒h̜͈ͯ̽ͧͦ̐͑̀͡a̸̩̭ͦ̐̌̕t̷̺ͦ́̿ͤ̓́ͫ̕ ͇͍̍̌̀́͡w̡̘̣̟̮͎͇̺̌ͬͬ̅h̡̩͈̖̝͆̿̆̅̂͌a̶̶͂͏̼?̙̻̜͓̣̳͍̝ͭ̂̋̐͑͢͠ͅt̻̝̤̠̥̲ͭ̈̿ͬ͗̒̋̽̚ ̈̅ͧͤͤ҉̶͚̯̰̝̪͍̣w̵̧͎̫̟̭̟͖̺̮͊̋ͧ̈́̿̅̎̔ͨ̓ͯ̾͛̃̄͡͝h̪͔̱̗̗̦̜̮̖̊͒̋̽̆͑̂ͦͭ̈́̾̀ͭ̓͌͑͠ͅa̢̼̩̫̯͚͚̱̗͕̦̬͙ͣ͗͌ͤ͗̌̍̈̾̾ͬ̄ͪ̈͘͞͠͝ͅt̶̼̮̠̱͕̰ͣ̑̿̂͢͝ ̓͆̈ͧ̾͗͌̔ͣ͆͊̾̓ͫ҉́̕͏͕̻̻̙͖̤̝̠͕͙̥̰̼͚͈W̴̢̪̥̘͖͓̹̘̣̟̯̱͎̘̆̈̄̿ͯ̍ͮ̋̈́ͨͦͥͪ̑͡ͅh̵̘̖̭̤̾͐̎̅͗̕a̴̰̥̗̣̱̙͈̖͉̺̜̩̥͎̳͔̮ͥ͂̄ͫ͐̓̉̆͒ͭ͐̑̽̏̆͗ͦ͟͜͝ṱ̡̢͖͎̳͎̗͖̩̲̼̱͉̋̈ͥ̈́͗̊̋ͥ̀͂̽ͦ̂͗ͥ̌ͨ͂͑͘͢ ̷̨͚̦͈̬̪̥̗̱̠̦̲͂̅͗̌͂̈́̽̂ͯ͋̊͘͞ͅẇ͔̣̩͍̠̹̠̟̦͎ͦ̉̏̾͑̉͘̕ĥ̢̟͎͍̠̩̠̦̩̬̺̣͙̺͍̦́͑͆̅̌͟ạ̶̡̨̪̣̰ͫ̈́ͤ̍̅̈̍̎͐͌̄ͫ͛͡?̐͐̑̓ͬ̔ͫ̈̚͏̛͙͍͍̣̣̕͜t̵̸̔͊̽̄͛̑̈́̇́͟͏̷͔̱̪͕͚̜͉W̴̸̫̩̱͎̤̜͉̜͇͇̤̱͉̯̐͆̇ͥ͆̈́̈ͥͭ͝ͅh̉̉͋̔ͦͦ̾̄҉̴̖̱̹͓͇̬̲̟̲̘̥̳̥̣̗̥̭aͦ̋̒̅͏̷̀҉̟̣̙̘̭̠̥͇̙̝̟̤̥̪̺͖̺̱?̛̠͎̺̖͓̹̩̱̬͎͔̞̩̉̈́ͫ̈́ͣ̌͋ͤ͛͑͐͟t̤̻̠̠̰̱̤̘̭͔͚͕̬̠̮͇̮ͣ̈́̃̄̈͋ͬ̓̿̑́́̚͜W̷̟̥̩̥̰̘͍͎̜͋͆̏̉̆ͯḩ̨̧̢͖͕͇̗̰̥̙ͦͯ̋̃͗̑ͦ͘a̴̧̳̪̘͚̻̥͊̍̏̽͐̑̂̾̓̏͑̓͢t̪̝͕̯͉̝̩̦̹͇̖̹̱̬̯͎͔̀ͪ͗ͨ̉͠ͅ ̢̳̠̰̺̟̞̻̗͚̣̲̯̱͎͖̠͚͒ͫ͗̋̾ͩͣͥ̀ͬ̅̈́ͥW̞͙͉̝͔̩̖̠̩͍̤̪ͤ̍ͩͦ͐̐͑̄͊̂͛ͮ̈́ͬͧͣ͒̚͡͠͠ḩ̸̛̯͍͎̮̯̗̻̞̖̜̯̘̰͇͉̥̋͑̎̽̾ͬ͘͝ä̸̡͓̺̟͚̘̻͕̥̥̦̩ͬ̿ͯ͆ͩ͊̽̓ͧ͟͢Wͧͣ͌̍͂ͤ̄ͧ̈ͯ̓̊̏̐̿҉҉̹̪̥̱̻̲͚̯̗̰̜̥͖̮̹͈̼̼?̶ͨ̄̃̈́͛̀ͤ̀͛̆ͬ͂ͪ̚̚҉̲̮͕̬͚̰͓͘͝h̷̨̫͓̠̻̺̳̘̺̘̮̖͔͚̖̞̠̖̝͗̅ͯ́̿ͫ̿̂̏̇̑̍ͧ̂̀̎͞ͅA̟̩͎̤̠̺̿͊͂̌̓̈̑̋̍ͭ͘ͅT̵̶̲͉͎̖͎̻̺͇̝̠͙͕͈͔́͑ͬ̑͐̅̀̚ͅͅ ̑̐̎̌̆̋̉̈́̈́ͣͮͪ͊͂̍̆͜͏͏̼̯͖̞̭͚͙̱͉̞̳͍͎̙̮̭̱w̍͂̄͌͌͑ͨ̍͋҉͜͏̡͕̭̝͖͚̯͎̫̮͚͇͚̻̝̣̳͎͟h̨̛͇̥͎̱̳̮̬͔͈͍̘͔̼͓̼͐ͬ̾͋ͬͮ̓ͦͤͬͥ̂̈͛̈͝Ã̧̛̮̲̪̤͍̮̖͚̺͍͇̐ͫͤ̌ͨ̿̊̆́̚͘͘ṫ̐ͥ̋ͦ͐͆̋̚͏̧̡̘̮̼̟̗̰̲̘͎͞?̋ͭ́̾ͨͧ͑͌̓ͧ͗ͭ͆͗̎̔̽͏̵͖̪͎̦̣̯̬͈͎͖̩

    I think it's okay. I'm not a big fan of it.
     
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    Effective today, I will not eat coleslaw because it makes one publish a non-sense post like this thread. lol
     
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    cuntslaw
     
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    Brother put some coleslaw on top of a pulled pork BBQ sandwich then put that top bun on top of all...

    It's fucking biblical to say the least, one bite and you'll hear angels singing for whom the bell tolls and you'll literally feel like Godzilla is giving you a personal hand job while he smiles at you.

    That's how good coleslaw is.
     
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    coleslaw = cancer, I agree OP
     
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    ^this for sure, also...

    When I was in high school a buddy of mine chucked a container of slaw out the window in front of the car because it would be funny to watch.

    It was funny.

    However, after allowing this demon's semen to sit on my car for a night (we were busy going out drinking so cleaning the car was a thing for tomorrow) it had congealed into a terrible substance rivaling rubber cement in both consistency and difficulty of removal.

    Stop eating rubber cement
     
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