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Why Capitalists Want To Sell You Deodorant

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  1. The Scarlet Pimp

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    Why Capitalists Want To Sell You Deodorant
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    http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/20/9-making-you-feel-bad-about-not-going-outside/

    Body smells are erotic and sensual. Capitalists don?t like that because they are impotent and opposed to all manifestations of sensuality and sexuality. Sexually-awakened people are potentially dangerous to capitalists and their rigid, asexual system.

    Body smells remind us that we are animals. Capitalists don?t want to be reminded of that. Animals are dirty. They eat things off the ground. They are openly sexual. They don?t wear tuxedos or corsets or have their hair done.

    Body smells are unique. Everyone has her own body smell. Capitalists don?t like individuality. There are millions of body smells but only a few deodorant smells. Capitalists like that.

    Deodorants are harmful. Many capitalists like that because they are always looking for new illnesses to cure. Capitalists love to invent new medicines. Medicines make money for them and win them prizes. They also cause new illnesses so that they can invent even more medicines.

    Deodorants cost you money. Capitalists are especially pleased about that.

    Deodorants hide the damage that capitalists? products cause to your body. Eating meat and other body pollutants sold by capitalists makes you smell. Wearing pantyhose makes you smell. Capitalists don?t want you to stop wearing pantyhose or eating body pollutants.

    Deodorant-users are insecure. Capitalists like insecure people. Insecure people don?t start trouble. Insecure people also buy room fresheners, hair conditioners, and makeup.

    Deodorants are unnecessary. Capitalists are very proud of that and they win marketing awards for it.
     
  2. CapMorgan

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    But the girls love it.
     
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    Yeah, girls just LOVE a man who stinks like shit... And it looks real professional to have huge sweat stains on your shirts.

    I love the blog you've been reading though: Stuff White People Like
     
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    This has been boomarked, thanks man for the lovely blog.
     
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  6. The Scarlet Pimp

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    Yep! That is definitely the funniest blog I've ever seen. Found it by accident.

    tsp
     
  7. MaestroDelWeb

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    I know a lot of people that if it wasn't for the invention of deodorant they would get no ass. I don't sweat much from my arm pits so I'm not one of those people that really needs deodorant (although I use it because it smells great), but I know tons of people that use tons of deodorant and sweat like crazy and still smell like shit (but at least the deodorant minimizes their shit smell). Then there are the people that don't use deodorant and you want to beat them up and force them to modernize.

    Thanks for the funny site by the way.
     
  8. plouyd

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    Lol that's pretty funny.. I don't know anyone who doesn't wear deodorant, but a lot of fat people need full body deodorant or to use soap.
     
  9. sonofseuss

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    This was taken from the book "Days of War, Nights of Love" by Crimethink. Lots of Anarchist philosophies and stuff like that. I recommend it, even though I dont agree with soem of the things in the book i.e. not wearing deodorant. Thats just nutty...