Well, I'm trying to go to college and for some reason or another my parents are deciding not to complete my FAFSA (financial aid papers in the US). So I've been doing my homework to try and get around their bullshit. And the only real ways to get around are as stated below... The student is 24 year of age or older by December 31 of the award year. The student is an orphan or ward of the court or was a ward of the court until the student reached the age of 18. The student is a veteran of the Armed Forces of the United States. The student is a graduate or professional student. The student is married. The student has legal dependents other than a spouse. (Dependent means receiving more than half the individual's support from the student.) Would anyone be so kind as to marry me? I'll love u long time!!