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Who would be so kind as to marry me? (college help)

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by YouTubez, Jun 16, 2014.

  1. YouTubez

    YouTubez Regular Member

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    Well, I'm trying to go to college and for some reason or another my parents are deciding not to complete my FAFSA (financial aid papers in the US).

    So I've been doing my homework to try and get around their bullshit.

    And the only real ways to get around are as stated below...


    • The student is 24 year of age or older by December 31 of the award year.
    • The student is an orphan or ward of the court or was a ward of the court until the student reached the age of 18.
    • The student is a veteran of the Armed Forces of the United States.
    • The student is a graduate or professional student.
    • The student is married.
    • The student has legal dependents other than a spouse. (Dependent means receiving more than half the individual's support from the student.)

    Would anyone be so kind as to marry me?

    I'll love u long time!!
     
  2. erickishere

    erickishere Elite Member

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    What is their reasoning for not helping you to complete your fasfa?
     
  3. sashablack

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    yeah also wanted to know that ^^^ and are you a guy or a girl?
     
  4. macdonjo3

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    Nice, your parents don't want you to go to college. My dream!
     
  5. JoeMongan

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    Marry CEOsam....might as well marry into money and stardom!
     
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  6. pxoxrxn

    pxoxrxn Supreme Member

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    yeah dude, I'll marry you. Can two dudes get married in your country? Also if I get to live there for free can my girlfriend come live with us? or would that be gay?
     
  7. niloydaemons

    niloydaemons Junior Member

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    are you really serious?
     
  8. Cratos

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    send me a pic of you and I'll see if we can get married. Only if your a female though. no ladyboys.
     
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  9. Asif WILSON Khan

    Asif WILSON Khan Executive VIP Premium Member

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    OP, you are a Blackhatter, fill it in yourself lol

    https://fafsa.ed.gov/

    Would you qualify though? Don't you have to declare income?
     
  10. thekidwithstars

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    There has to be another way, if not I'm really good looking and might make a cool fake marriage :p.

    Unless you're a guy.
     
  11. YouTubez

    YouTubez Regular Member

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    I'm sadly a guy and yeah... I've been told you get the shit beat out of you if you do fill it out yourself.... The IRS puts two and two together and notices that the numbers don't add up.

    My parents don't want anything to do with me any more, it's amazing that they haven't kicked me out yet....
     
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    Aren't there ways to sue parents when they don't do their duty?
    This is absurd though, you will probably get scholarship money from your state if you submit FAFSA, I assume. So why aren't your parents doing it already?
     
  13. YouTubez

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    They are bullshitting around with everything as they always do... I've been trying to get this shit done since January of this year.... No success so far...
     
  14. maxcamman

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    If they find out the marriage is "staged" you will be deported :(

    Also gay marriage is only legal in about 1/3rd of the states and the majority of people on this site are male like you.

    Best of luck tho!
     
  15. Dj Co2

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    OP I'll marry you. We can pretend to be gay. You'll get to go to college and I'll get a green card. 1 stone 2 birds!
     
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    You say your parents want nothing to do with you and you're surprised that they've not kicked you out yet? It's not the standard behavior of parents is it? Now give us your story and tell us what you've done!!!
     
  17. Asif WILSON Khan

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    If they are that bad then consider moving out yourself.
    You can legally disown your parents and take responsibility for yourself, look up Emancipation
     
  18. YouTubez

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    I'm 18 now so it's kind of late to do that route and the main reason they don't want anything to do with me is mainly due to the fact that I don't want anything to do with them either.

    O well, I guess I can just wait till I'm 24 to go to college...
     
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    You could try murder ...




    ... before anybody has hysterics, that was a JOKE
     
  20. UrsuAke

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    Are your parents amish, mormon or something?!