Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by cooper1210, Jan 12, 2017.
Yellow pages LOL
Yellow Pages are the new seo man.
Google SEO has been dead since 2008:
Doesn't YP offer SEO services?
I advertise my website entirely by handing out flyers to old ladies on the high street. None of this low quality 'Goggle/Yahey/Bang' traffic for me!
I bought a domain from GoDaddy at the weekend and was offered SEO for $1.50 a month.
Saves me doing it, can't wait to see the rankings.
Really. Everyone does.
There's even this DJ over in the town I usually do business in who, out of nowhere, started offering SEO as a service. As you can imagine, he ranks himself and other people for garbage queries (0 searches/month).
You always have strangely relevant stories. You know so many odd people.
It's funny that you said I knew him. In 2010, I was actually friends with his daughter and often spoke with him. Back then, he was a pretty cool guy; a family man in his 40's who loved music and loved talking about music.
However, sometime in 2012, him and his wife got a divorce after decades of marriage, which led him down the path of the DJ; partying and shagging hynas younger than his daughter. From what I saw, he seems to be a fairly popular local DJ now, though sometime in the last few years, he got into the whole SEO thing.
Now, giving himself SEO awards, leaving fraudulent reviews on his social media accounts (his friends and family leave fake reviews. He even reviewed his own damn business), and "ranking people in 1 day" are now a part of his motto.
Lol you know a guru irl?
Of course you do. You're Zwielicht. You know everybody.
Well, I knew him before he was a guru; I haven't spoken to him since 2011. I only found out about his guru activities last month after finding him on Facebook.
Please sir mees does gooder job for onlys small price of 13 cents and chip buttie for all my wives.
Yea, like Godaddy and others offer their "seo services" where they charge you a trip to the moon and back for ultra low quality seo
haha nowadays i wonder what one can get with $0.13 lolz
pshhh, who needs yellowpages or godaddy when you got @royserpa 's SEO Agency
What a guy, got my respect.
Oh fuck off, I go to Roy's site to rank for "gayday loans" and got hit with a"coming soon" Sort it out @royserpa
A go of my knob for 15 minutes .
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