B. Friendly
BANNED
- Jun 10, 2012
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In general I hate watching TV, but every once in a while I get trapped by the couch monster and am forced to watch some retarded drivel involving gold, alligators, pit bulls, storage units and some cunt named "Snooki". All of these things annoy me, but certain people get me truly enraged. I keep seeing them on the TV, year after year, and it just pisses me off that in a world of unlimited talent THESE are the people that "make it". And I can't help but believe that there aren't others that feel the way that I do. Maybe this is a niche worth exploiting, IDK. "100 of the World's Cheesiest Movie Quotes" has 12 million views. So you never know what might resonate.
So, for my contribution, here's Kathy Griffin, whose ugly mug keeps showing up on my TV set, year after year, and I have absolutely no idea why. NOT attractive, NOT funny, NOT entertaining, nor intelligent, nor any other redeeming quality other than for some reason people in the TV industry feel compelled to keep shoving her into my idiot-box, and forcing me to look at, and listen to her. Her voice sounds like a bag of cats being rolled down a steep and bumpy hill.
So, for my contribution, here's Kathy Griffin, whose ugly mug keeps showing up on my TV set, year after year, and I have absolutely no idea why. NOT attractive, NOT funny, NOT entertaining, nor intelligent, nor any other redeeming quality other than for some reason people in the TV industry feel compelled to keep shoving her into my idiot-box, and forcing me to look at, and listen to her. Her voice sounds like a bag of cats being rolled down a steep and bumpy hill.